Soulmates? Number Zero (Reader) x Number Five

Who the Fuck are you?

The Hargreeves siblings sat in the living room watching Five get wasted off of margaritas. "We did it you guys!" Allison proclaims, "we actually got everything back to normal!" Klaus looks up from his glass and scuffs, "Not everything, Five is still a 59 year old in a 19 year old's body, which is oddly attractive and kind of turning me on Five", Klaus winks at Five as he falls off the couch straight on his face. Five chimes in, "Oh shut up at least I'm not a druggie who fucks anything in his sight." "Hey I do not fuck everything, I'm grieving still from the loss of my true love!" Klaus replies as he kisses the floor. Meanwhile Luther and Diego stand in the hallway and start and argument about who is more important to the world, based off their numbers. The whole living room is now full of drunk noise & arguments left and right.

  All of the sudden a super loud *woosh noise stops their fighting. They all look up to see a purplish vortex appear above them and then a girl falls out straight onto the floor and the vortex closes with a *pop. Everyone is silent as you groan and manage to get off the floor. You stand up to see 7 pairs of eyes starring at you all in shock. You are covered in bruises from head to toe and your hands are still chained together. Vanya is the first to speak "are you ok?" She asks genuinely concerned for the agony you appear to be in. Diego pushes Vanya aside, "screw that, who the fuck are you?" You sigh as you walk to the nearest chair and ploop down in it, "that is all irrelevant", you say as u try and use your powers to get out of the cuffs your in. Luther now walks up to you and grabs you by your cuffs lifting you into the air, "I will hurt you if you don't tell us who you are and what you want from us." You teleport jump out of his grasp and leave the cuffs tangling in his hands as they all stand there in utter shock. "Ahhhh much better thank you King Kong", you say as you move ur wrists in circles feeling and seeing the bruises left by being chained up for so long. Klaus laughs at your comment and you teleport near him, "Are you friendlier than these other lunatics?" You question him nicely, "Oh guys", Klaus sighs as he stands up facing his siblings, "It looks like she has powers like us and we are not going to get anywhere trying to hurt or scare her", he shoots a death glare at Luther and Diego. "Klaus is right," Allison chimes in, "we need to know more and violence is not the answer." "Yeah remember what happened when u decided to lock me up Luther?" Vanya looks at Luther with a grin, "Alright fine fine guys settle down", Luther says with defeat as he turns his head to you and sighs, "I do have one question though, how do you have the same powers as Five? Wait... where is Five?" All heads turn to the bar to see a clearly unbothered Five still making Margaritas. Five looks up at them all, "Oh so are you guys done trying to interrogate this stranger and ready to start acting like civil people?" Five asks with a frown upon his face scolding his siblings, "Yes, Yes, we are" they all say in unison, "Great then!" Five takes his finger and licks up a bit of margarita as he strolls towards you sitting on the couch across from you. "So what's your deal?" Five asks leaning towards you, he's got this crinkle on his forehead that tells you he is fascinated by you, as he looks you up and down.

You turn your head towards him and copy his position, starring straight back at him, you grin and start to speak, "Well the name's Zero, and I have powers of time travel, fast healing, teleportation, and seeing the dead." You wait forever for their response as you hear Allison gasp and the others don't know what to say. Five leans back on the couch and whispers, "fascinating...", he then asks you another question, "when's your birthday?" You giggle a bit at the question and shake your head no as you reply, "I'm not an umbrella kid like you guys if that's what your wondering, no I had a normal birth but then my father ran experiments on me that's how I have these powers." You see Five relax a bit as you tell him your not related to him and it makes you wonder why he was so relieved knowing you aren't an umbrella kid. "Zero, if I may ask.." Allison says stepping closer towards you, "is that's why you have all these bruises over your body? Did you escape your father? You seem to be about 19 years old, did you escape?" She repeats the escaping part twice caught in her own train of thoughts. You sigh as you look down at your feet and then look back up your eyes glowing a soft purple, and you accidentally catch Five's eyes at what same moment, his glow blue and you feel a strange connection between you two. You shake it off and proceed to answer Allison, "Well it's a long story, and quite frankly not a very nice one either so I'll give you the fluffy summary without the gore." You run your hand through your hair and lean back into the couch closing your eyes as you try to make your story sound as painless as possible. "So my father ran experiments on me and that's why I have these powers, but then I couldn't develop anymore powers than what I already have, I was at a maximum for my body to take, so he sold me to a club. I worked there for awhile and it wasn't too bad I was just a dancer for about 10 years then I started to look older, and then the men contacted my father who had told them I never age, so they locked me up in the basement and my father figured out how to make me reverse age, so every time they wanted me to look younger all they had to do was strap me to this machine and it turned back my body, but not my conscience. They then decided that I was too valuable to be working the front of their club, so I was left in a cell in the back. I was a high price item for a good time and men payed good money to use me, and I was hired as deadly arm candy. I was a trained assassin for 30 years, used to kill anyone they wanted me to, and then  today a man tripped over one of my power dampeners and smashed it, I took my chances and teleported out of there as fast as I could, and well... it apparently brought me to you all."