All's Fair in Love and One Direction

18: All's Fair in Imagines & Goodbye

Chapter 18

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"So then Liam runs down the doll aisle after us and shouts 'DON'T DO THAT. IT'S VERY NAUGHTY!' and we were almost forcibly removed from the store." Louis explains.

Niall pauses laughing long enough to blurt out, "And you should've seen the lady's face when she saw Zayn!!"

I will never understand their humor, at all.

Harry appears in the doorway my couch is facing. He looks a little bit disoriented, swiping at the corner of his eye. He must've taken a nap.

Awh.

He walks over to the couch and sits in the only empty seat, which happens to be right next to me, and grins. "Hi."

"You've risen from the dead, eh?" Zayn laughs.

"I thought you'd never get up." Liam smiles. "You didn't even eat lunch before you disappeared."

"And now there's no pizza left." Niall looks down at the ground.

"I wasn't hungry. And I'm still tired. And it's winter." - Harry crosses his arms - "and I'm freezing."

"Me, too." the rest of the group agrees.

Harry and Liam set off to collect blankets from the beds. When they get back, Harry throws a blanket over my and Zayn's heads, then ducks under it himself.

"You're so stupid," I laugh as I tear down the blanket.

"You aren't very kind." Harry sticks his bottom lip out.

"I'm not sorry." I pull my legs up onto the couch.

Liam, sitting on our other side, begins to scroll through his iPad. Suddenly, he begins laughing hysterically. "Listen to this one. 'Imagine... Niall's warm embrace comforting you on a cold day at the beach'"

Oh, no. The 'Imagines'. The things that I used to scroll through and read for hours. I do admit, they were ridiculous, but I loved them. Only the well-written, meaningful ones, of course.

Niall smiles shyly. "Who comes up with these anyway?"

"I don't know, but they are SO funny." Liam starts scrolling on his iPad again.

"HEY ANDIE HAS BEEN AWFULLY QUIET FOR A WHILE." Harry announces.

"I promise... I don't make those.."

"But did you read them?"

"No."

"You sure?"

"Yes."

He raises an eyebrow at me. "You sure?" He asks again.

MARIA TROLL!!! Love you all!! <3

"Yes!"

"Andie, I went through the pictures on your phone."

I throw the covers over my face to avoid the boys staring at me as they burst into laughter.

Liam starts talking. "Here's a Harry one. 'Imagine: you've just finished eating dinner with your boyfriend, Harry Styles, and you go to put the dishes away. He wraps his arms around your waist and kisses your cheek. Then he pins you up against a wall and starts to - WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY."

I rip the covers off my face to see Harry's reaction. He's facepalming. Everyone else is convulsing with laughter.

"Harry always has the dirtiest Imagines written about him." Louis laughs.