Truth or Dare w/ Masky and Hoodie!

Dare for Masky!

Le Dare: Masky. I dare you to stand on the table and act out the ENTIRE intro to Bo Burnham's 'What.' >:3
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Ben: *on laptop and snorts after reading dare* Ohhhh *giggles* Maskyyy!~
Masky: Ohhh no... I know that tone! *stands up to run away*
Hoodie & Toby: *reads dare and suppresses laughing*
E.J.: Finally! a dare!
Jeff: sit your scrawny ass down Masky!
Masky: *grumbles and sits* what is it.
Hoodie: you have to act out the intro to Bo Burnham's 'What.'
Masky: *glares at computer* I hate the interwebs.
Toby: WAIT LEMME GET THE CAMERA! *grabs camera*
Everyone except Masky: *sits back*
Masky: *gets on table and clears throat*
This is Bo Burnham.
He is 22 years old.
He's a male.
And he looks like the genetic product of a giraffe having sex with Ellen Degeneres //IDK HOW TO SPELL IT OKAY.\\
He has a gigantic head and tiny nipples.
He's isolated himself over the last 5 years in persuit of comedy.
And, in doing so, he has lost touch with reality.
You're and Asshole, Bo.
You hear me?
You think you know better than me.
You think you know better than everybody.
You will die alone.
And you will deserve it.
But in the meantime, you might as well tell those silly jokes of yours.
See if that helps.
*imitates Bo's dancing*
*le background music*
Welcome to the show, this is Bo. this is his show, and Bo likes to dance like this. *does Bo's dance*
Welcome to the show, this is Bo. this is his show, and Bo takes off his pants like this! *rips first pair of pants off*
Play the invisible drums! *pretends to play drums*
Play the invisible trumpet! *pretends to play invisible trumpet* trumpet sounds!
Drunk some invisible water! *pretends to drink water* oh shit that water's real! *spits water out*
*skips ahead a bit because I'll add the video in*
IT'S GODZILLA! *screaming in background and imitates Godzilla*
*continues then starts singing*
It's so hard to be a lizard!
It's hard to be a lizarrrdd!
Tiny arms, itchy gizzarrdd!
It's hard to be a lizard...
*pauses for a moment*
But it's harder to Segway!
*music changes and starts doing a different dance*
Is he skiing? or is he in a gay porn?
Is he skiing? or is he in a gay porn?
Is he skiing? or is he in a gay porn?
Here's a hint.
He's in a gay porn!
Everyone: *dying laughing*
Masky: Okay Bo! This miming shit is getting pretty annoying, so give em the real thing! *pretends to grab mic*
My voice is so fucking magicalll!
It's naturally good!
Naturally good! *pretends to tap mic*
*obviously autotuned voice*
Naturally good!
This is the end of the song and the beginning of the show! welcome to the show! *bows and then jumps of table*
Toby: oh my god. this is too good!!
Everyone: *clapping and laughing hysterically*
Masky: *runs upstairs and locks self in room* I'm not coming out!
Hoodie: Now that I think about it... *taps chin* Masky would be good in a gay porn...
Ben: uh ew. Hoodie you're thinking out loud again.
Jeff: *bad hipster voice* ugh gag me with a spoon.
E.J.: *facepalms*
Hoodie: naw I did it on purpose.
Toby: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
Jeff: you guys seriously need help...