Rat: The Story of a Rat

Episode 1: The End

I'm in the small town of Christ in the heart of Ratamonswade in England. In this sleepy snow-covered village, trouble is about as rare as eruptions from the nearby volcano which we have in England, don't worry about it. It was on the outer limits of this sleepy suburb in the s**t district that the Rat was born.

"He was a quiet boy, kept to himself, didn't say much. Most likely because he was a rat." This is Angus McQuinn, a filthy farmer man that I didn't enjoy talking to because I'm rich. "His mother, well that was a whole other story."

Born Stephen Lenard Rat McMichaels, the Rat was not blessed with a privileged childhood. His father, a shoe maker and amateur heart surgeon, made barely a hundred grand a year and his mother did what she could to contribute to their modest lifestyle by making dolls out of her hair and selling them at the local market for a measly eight hundred pounds a pop. The Rat's first lucky break came when his outstanding test scores saw him accepted into one of England's most prestigious schools, the Bullingdon School for people who's family's have been heavily interbred and also rats.

It was there that young Stephen would have his first taste of murder.

Next time:

The Rat's breif but illustrious career in formula one racing, plus a new figure comes onto the scene, a YouTube News man with a twinke in his eye and fourteen confirmed parking violations.