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The Ruins of TedTube.

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Finally. I'm fully recovered. You wanted to see the archives you said? Of what particularly? Oh. The Ruins of TedTube? Well, here we go...

Welcome to the world of Tedtube.

Er, what is left of the world of Tedtube.

Sorry, I still haven't gotten over the destruction.

Still, feels like home y'know?

Anyways.

Welcome...

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Date: 19/40/7314

Location: TedTube Central Park

Tedtube is—was great. Too bad they won't be on the planet anymore later. One event set off the apocalypse. Here's what happened, but first we have to go to an older file.

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Date: 13/ 31/6032

Location: The Compound

The Compound's mission was to create the "perfect being". They enhanced all of the best properties inside a human. Happiness, joy, strength, love, friendliness, fitness, etc. were all improved. As you can guess it produced a not so perfect being. You see, love and hate are intertwined. You can't do something to one while not affecting the other. At first, all of the test subjects were in love with the scientists. They were, as you can guess, creepy. When the scientists ignored the subjects, hate filled their brains. They revolted, killing everyone in the Compound. The Building's A.I. luckily locked down the whole building preventing the Happys from escaping.

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Date: 19/37/7314

Location: TedTube HQ

This day starts like any normal day. Look around, you can see people laughing at the newest viral craze, "Screamy Boi."

"Hi, guys my name is Poley Kid. And- *intense screaming* {sound is muted for your safety}" [it has over 5 billion views, half of the TedTube population]

Yeah. It's idiotic. But people like idiotic stuff. Why else would people watch a random child online scream? Exactly. Let's move on. Ah, here we go. "The TedTube Channel's HQ". That's the building's name, no joke. Honestly, how can you proclaim that you are "TedTube's Channel" when you only have around 10 people in there? Okay, watch closely...

A scarecrow with a straw beanie walks up to the building's entrance with a box. He hesitates before he knocks.

"Delivery for uh, Mr. FrenchFries. 3 boxes of organic potatoes."