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It smells in here!

Not to be really mean or anything but... I think Danny Zuko and his pals must have smelt really bad. I mean if you think that cigarette smell is fire go off I guess. Not to mention they wore those leather jackets in the summer so they probs got that musty BO.

Not that I'm complaining...

Also I have been wasting my time watching Grease when really I should have spent those juicy minutes on my English essay. I mean you really only get to live once though so I think I get a lil leeway on that ;). Might as well waste my seconds of living on a poor Grease fanfic rant that's not even always centered on the movie. Yarrrr know wharrrr I mean? Might show a couple other greasers from other places 😳. Johnny Vincent could easily beat the doodoo out of Danny and his gang any day.

Is it just me or when you guys were younger you had that Barbie gem collecting games. Y'know the one where you had to collect a bunch of gems in order to restore color to the world and bring plants back to life or was that a fever dream? I had whole moments of smashing my TV remote cause I couldn't understand what the fuck the green purple fur ball was saying to me. I do remember he looked tasty though. Not sexually but like, if I was an animal and saw him in the wild I would fucking eat him.

Anyways, Grease is on Netflix!! I have not been able to do school work because John Travolta has crawled inside my ear and keeps singing to me and poking my brain with his little fingers <3.

I promise it is not some amoeba growing it literally is him I SAW IT HAPPEN I SWEAR!

Okay guys not to be fucking controversial or anything but... Danny isn't that cute... So like y'all know the game bully? YEAH?! Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I see Johnny Vincent and I just loose it. I literally can't think at all.