Before you read this, just remember that this entire story is a joke. I made this because I love making random crap in my free time. This also contains a lot of nsfw and wacky stuff. If you dont like nsfw then I'd suggest you to read another story (not from me because most of them probably have nsfw too, I'll just tell you if it dosent). Also, my english is pretty bad since Im icelandic. Aight that's it for the disclaimer, I hope you dont enjoy this horrible story.
(Oh yeah and before you actually read the story this is a crossover fanfiction between tf2, bfb and probably some other fandoms.)
It was a sunny day in the red base. Spy was in the kitchen because now there's a kitchen there. He was cooking some green things in a pot when scout walked in. "Look, spy! I got a frickin portal thing!", he said as he waved a weird purple portal in spy's face. "Oh wow look a very hot portal you got there" spy said when he looked at it. Then the portal started to shine out of nowhere and then the hottest number they had ever seen popped out of it (Aka four). "Heya boooiiiiiisss~" the number said when it put up a hot pose. Spy instantly fell in love and started fucking the number. Then scout ran out of the kitchen in tears because he wanted spy for himself. Then he went to sniper and stole his gun because why not. Then he ran back to the kitchen with the gun and shot the sexy number. The number layed on the ground choking on a fucking bullet and then died brutally. Then spy turned to look at scout, tear flooding from his eyes and he said: "you... you monster! Dare do this again and I will force you to have sex with soldier!" As soon as spy said it scout became very exited. He would gladly have sex with soldier! He then shot the dead number again. Then right after that, soldier walked in completely naked and they started having fun. Spy watched as they had a better time than they had ever had in their lives. Then a green number popped out of the portal and noticed the scene. The number just popped back in there in horror. Spy then turned to soldier and scout with a blank look in his eyes and whispered: "potato..." then sank into the floor. Scout and soldier then stopped and looked at where spy had sank through the ground and echoed together: "potato..."
