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Hi this iz mi 1st story plz tell me wot u fink. PS I am  onli twelve :

 

MSN CONVO:

Me (SarahRAWRRR-DINOSAWRR-EMilY): HEEEEEYYY!

Hawt boy Ryan: Hi

Me: U KK?

Ryan: Yh u?

Me: Yah, WUU2?!?!

Ryan: NM, u?

Me: Sme

- It was going SO well! Clearly, he was WELL into me -

Ryan: Erm...

Me: SAVE THE WHALES!

Ryan: I'm sorry, what?

Me: You sexist b******

Ryan: WHAT?! But thats not even-

Me: UR stereotyping me as emo. Which I'm not. I'm special, random and unique. An individual. I'm  an emotional, expressive human bei-

Ryan: - is offline

Me: ZOMG! Everyone hates me! Where iz mi razour?!!!!!!!

Nobody gets me! Then I put on my headphones and listened to...

La, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

I was always happy

When I was watchin' you become a star

But you were only happy

When the world was openin' up my scars

And now I'm like the devil

Well if I am, then what does that make you?

You sold yourself your own fame

You'd still never walk a day in my shoes

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy

It's such a thing to watch someone

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy

Nobody wins when you're full of envy

- Jealousy, Paris Hilton <3 <3 <3 <3 !!!!

Speaking of which, I thought of having an inspirational quote by Paris (even though she's blonde and therefore an evil plastic bitch)

on my facebook profile, but instead I went

for:

 "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle.

But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

by Mariyln Monroe. You know, the dead girl I know nothing about because I wasn't alive then and the quote that NO OTHER teenage girl uses.

Anyway....

 Hi I'm Sarah, but you can call me SaRAWR. I'm just legal which is a good job or I'd not be worth writing about, right?

 

 

I'm average height, with long straight black beautiful raven hair which reaches my waist and startling sapphire

 

 

 

 

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