𝗚𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 | 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐜

[𝘁𝗲𝗻]

[This little bitch of a chapter is acting up and keeps popping up down here whenever I try to move it back up (honestly so disrespectful), so please just pretend it's right under chapter nine. Thanks :) ]

2:45 pm | nyan nyan

[Kuroona added gimmeattention]

gimmeattention
Hello there bitches

It's–a me, (Y/N)

May Luigi bless your two pretty liberos and the cute kitty boy

prettyboy
What's with everyone calling me pretty

Thanks, I guess?

smolandangry
Accept the damn compliment, I have to share it

Russianboy
(Y/N), meet Yaku

He's very tiny

smolandangry
Stop saying that, I will litterally throw you in the trash

Normaluncle
Back to Lev not knowing when to keep his mouth shut

gimmeattention
We like 'em tiny

Kuroona
Suddenly, I identity as tiny

gimmeattention
You're almost 190

Kuroona
I am tiny

gimmeattention
That's not how it works, but I'll take it

Tiny baby is tiny baby

Simp
I DRINK MY RESPECT WOMEN JUICE DAILY

gimmeattention
As he should

smolandangry
He litterally puts sticky notes with 'respect women juice' on his juice boxes

gimmeattention
King

Kuroona
Didn't you want to ask something?

gimmeattention
Ohhhh right

Which one of ya'll is that Kenma Tetsu is always talking about?

killmenow
Me, even tough I wish to be someone else

A rock would be ideal

gimmeattention
I have something for you

killmenow
Ew

gimmeattention
Mom I love him

killmenow
Dafuq

gimmeattention
Adopted on the spot

Kuroona
Stop adopting everyone

gimmeattention
no ❤

I need lots of children to keep me updated on animal crossing when I'm busy

killmenow
I take back everything I said

Russianboy
That was totally targeted

gimmeattention
Hush, Legboy

Simp
He is l e g

smolandangry
l e g

Kuroona
l e g

gimmeattention
l e g

Normaluncle
l e g

prettyboy
l e g

killmenow
l e g

Russianboy
Guess I'm l e g now

[Russianboy changed their username to Leg]

Twinky
I was gone for a minute

gimmeattention
Who's this

Kuroona
You called him your 'sweet little puppy boy that needs love and protection'

gimmeattention
PUPPY BOY

Another son and still single😔

Pray for me

Leg
I thought you don't believe in god

gimmeattention
Well obviously I meant pray to your moms because they love you

prettyboy
I have two dads

gimmeattention
SHSKSHSHSJJS I CAN BE YOUR MOM

I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU

PLEASE BE MY SON

prettyboy
Why tho

gimmeattention
I make muffins every other day

prettyboy
She's really good at targeting

Leg
She's even better at being fucking terrifying

gimmeattention
Just yesterday we were playing hide and seek in the changing rooms after PE and I was first

So, obviously, I started singing killing me softly and slowly walked around the room just for the ✨𝓿𝓲𝓫𝓮✨

When I found the first one she screamed for her life and jumped out of the window

smolandangry
What a queen, we stan

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prettyboy - Shibayama
smolandangry - Yaku
Normaluncle - Kai
Leg - Lev
Kuroona - Kuroo
Simp - Yamamoto
killmenow - Kenma
Twinky - Inuoka