Me and my friend have this joke about a girl and an octopus soo uhhh read on to find out I suppose KKaiutTitanEren
Today was the day I was going to finally join the zoo as one of there many octopus carers!! I was soo excited I couldn't wait 24 hours until my shift started soo I went right away with the excuse of "ooh I have to check if the octopuses are ok .. " They let me go in but I wasn't prepared for what I saw when I got in I saw a cracken like creature it was giant and had about 10 tentacles 🦑. But the thing that caught my eye was his name tag on it it said " hi my name is daddy ( sorry had to) I'm the biggest octopus in this zoo ! I was shook this beautiful specimen was made to live here in this tiny tank . I was outraged soo I started plotting a plan to help daddy escape it took me about one year and two months in that time period I started seeing daddy in different eyes 👀 his black eyes seemed to shimmer with hope his wet muscular body screamed drag me into bed baby girl ( for legal reasons this whole thing is a joke) I could only take soo much soo after my plan was complete I kidnapped him and took him to my bed that night was a night I won't forget ooh the feeling of his scaly Body against mine ooh with him I felt soo complete I moaned as his body crashed into mine ( ok this ain't a dirty fan fic soo where stopping there ). Sadly a few minutes later he died probably from lack of water 💧 I felt soo sad but then I realised I can do whatever I want with his body soo now every night I do the deeed with an octopuses dead body 🥵 KaiButTitanEren happy now
