EXPLOSION!!!

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A few days later me, Kazuma and Aqua are sitting in the guild waiting for a new member.

Kazuma: Do we really need another party member? We have you, Regulus.

Y/n: I'd rather not have to do all of the work, ya know?

Kazuma: I see....

Aqua: Hey, Kazuma, Kazuma.

Kazuma: Yes, i'm Kazuma.

Aqua: I heard some news of two thieves being killed in an alleyway nearbye.

Kazuma: Really? I wonder who killed them.

While you have your head down on the table you're smiling really sadisticly without anyone knowing, why? We need a flashback for that.

*Flashback*

After you collected your reward for killing those frogs you looked for an inn to stay the night.

While you were walking it had already gotten dark and the streets were almost empty, you went the wrong way and found a dead end.

Y/n: God damn it, where's that god damn inn?

???: You looking for an inn?

???: We could "help" you find it.

Y/n: Pardon?

Thief 1: Yea, if you give us all the money you have we'll show you the way.

Y/n: Didn't expect a robbery to be honest....but.

Thief 2: But what? Give us all your stuff and you won't get hurt.

But then one of the thieves gets lifted up and smashed into the stone wall, instanly killing him.

Thief 2: W-what the h-hell?!

Y/n: (? How strange....i don't feel much after killing him....is it because my appearance got changed to Regulus? Did it have the side effect of making me more like Regulus than i wanted?)

You use your unseen hand and rip off the thiefs hand.

Thief 2: AA-

You then use your unseen hands to shut his mouth and you one by one start ripping off his limbs.

Thief 2: *muffeled screaming*

Y/n: Welp would you look at the time! I have to go to an inn so we will have to cut this meeting short, kay?

Y/n: Welp would you look at the time! I have to go to an inn so we will have to cut this meeting short, kay?

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Then you rip off the head of the thief and throw it to the ground.

*Flashback end*

Kazuma: Regulus? Regulus?

Y/n: H-huh?

Kazuma: I was asking you if you know anything about the two dead thieves.

Y/n: Sorry, i was zoned out. And no i have no idea about those two.

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