Erwin X Reader (cuz my friend said)

Blondie (oneshot Erwin x reader)YEAH A MF LEMON

First off hey people who followed me I'f you followed me for Jojo stories I prob won't write it in a hot minute. So heres some Attack on Titan content. And no there are no spoilers

Alright so when I use this { } these are the readers thoughts
These ones -> are the authors notes aka your's truly

With that Hajimeyo

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I joined the Survey Corps cause them dumbass titans needa die
The entrance ceremony was pretty boring the hot headed commander did nothing but yell at us and try to intimidate us , it worked for the majority of us but there were some with a poker face honestly they were lucky they didn't have a weak ass heart like me .

"Ah, yeah I want to slaughter all the titans!" Some hotheaded noob said . I did nothing cuz why should I waste my time on him ? After words there was a fight between him and some fine ass boy . And the commanders came in to break it up . I could read the concern of some girl with black hair and a emotionless expression as they took away the hot head and fine boy . Later found out that the hot head was Eren and the fine one was Jean .

But as they took him away I was saw built man with blonde hair and a serious expression . He was handsome so I took my chances and got up to see where they were going . Turns out he was the commander luckly, he was going to his cabin which was a couple feet away from our camp . 

Driven by my horniness I walked to the cabin where he was at, I spotted it and ran to the entrance but saw a short , black haired man , and seemed dead inside. He turned his head to see my ____ eyes (alright ur eyes are looking like this ->👁 👁)

"OH SHIT!"  I shout whispered and ducked my head and ran to the side of the cabin in a mere second .  (omg he on x games mode )

"Oi brat..come out !"  That voice slithered in my ear, it was so smooth, but sinister at the same time.

I didn't dare say a thing, it's times like this I wish my horniness didn't eat up my conciseness .

The door was kicked in and the black haired man came out . He stood for a while but turned his head to me .

I got up and tried to run to the camp scared as hell he wouldn't catch me but looks like the gods are on his side .

"Oi brat who are you?" He said .
" Y/n L/n from the Krolva District and the training recruits !"I said whole saluting and closing my eyes cause the short man was scary (also was too embarrassed to look at the commander )

"You're training to become a corps member?"

"Yes!"

"It would be a problem if commander Kieth found out about this."

Oops forgot about that him . I opened my eyes to see the short man and blondie. My eyes adjusted to the light and attempted to focus .

"What are you doing brat!?"

"I'm trying to adjust my eyes because I've been in the dark for a little too long sir!"

He just stood there like 🧍 .

"OI BRAT I asked once why are you here, if you don't answer I'll get the information out of you and it won't be that pretty of a scenery."

I blushes thinking of the possibilities. (I'll let ur mind think of it 😩😏)

"Why are you blushing you think this is some kinda romantic story ?!"

I snapped and said "No sir !"

"Then explain why you're here or you'll loose a finger."

"Yes sir !"

Story short you lied saying you wanted to ask the commander the food menu , the short one got mad and said your punishment was cleaning the cabins till they were sparkling . But the blondie just laughed and gave it to you .