jfk becomes robin part 1

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"a jfk movie" she thought for a moment. "what would that even be?"

"IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME IT WOULD BE SO COOL"

music

"IT WOULD BE THE MOST INCREDIBLE SUPERHERO MOVIE THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN"

JFK jumped onto a platform or some shit idk

"THE SCREENS WOULD LIGHT UP"

the screens in fact lit up

"WITH REAL EXPLOSIONS"

with in fact real explosions

"AND SPECIAL EFFECTS LIKE TONS AND TONS OF SPECIAL EFFECTS"

que special effects

"MY SUPER SWEET CAPE WOULD BE SPECIAL EFFECTS"

JFK magically has a Cape now

"AND IT WOULD BLOW YOUR MIIIINNNND-A"

everyone gasps (gasp idiot)

then JFK starts speaking monotone

"Cause it's my movie!
My movie!
My superhero movie!
It's all about me!, Yeah it's all about me!
It's my movie!
My movie
My superhero movie
They'll be lining up to see a movie all about me!
No longer a sidekick no that's not me!
Picture my bootie up in 3D
I'll shake my bootie! in my own movie!
It's my movie!
My movie
My superhero movie
They'll be lining up to see a movie all about me
L'd have the most impressive, cool and scary, big, mean,
Hairy, adversary,"

the director thinks for a moment again lmao

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