AJAB FAMILY RETARDS
hey we are ajab and after jersey shore we moved to new jersey.
we know the jersey shore freaks and well continue after this intro
Well for those who know ajab good for you but if you dont let me break this down for you.
Well it all started when my grandfarther, Karalettuce married a celery stick, there was no relation before that because he fell from the sky and created the tsunami,
anyway they had one daughter that's my mom. They stole her from Madona's collection but she didn't notice.
They say my mom had a brother but he died because he wasnt grown in the right manure or something, anyway my mom ended up marrying a pineapple but being hungry on her honeymoon to the fanta factory gave him up so they can test with fanta pineapple, she drank him whole.
We usually say a little bit of him is in every bottle which would be weird if he actually were human then itll be like collecting toys from kinderjoy, "I got a leg" says some random dude "haha i got his eye" says the other.
Anyway it seems My mom Jazizmad kept some of her adopted genes from Madonna and picked up every child she saw, except me ofcourse.
First she adopted Aafin Potter from a small house after accidentally shooting her real parents while she was high on meth. Her real brother was hit on the head with a baseball bat as a child and it formed a scar then he was adopted and became a wizard and everyone blamed the cook voldermort for killing them, they named the child Harry Potter.
As you can see we are a very hollwoodlike household, after Aafin Potter came Dharkiboom who she found in a bombshell and is the only one not related to a hollywood character in our family.
Well I came next Pritice okay i know my parents were friends with Jaizmad. My parents or should i say my addopted parents were turned to ice by the withches of witches the movie 1990, so after they melted she took me up.
The next child was named after some freak named saumya, anyway salma hyek threw little saumistrash in a dumpster and ran away, so you see once again hollywood background, Then we found the last child in the microwave, the microwave salesman accidentally left a microwave open, his child climbed in, we bought the microwave and when we opened it we found her inside and didnt have the heart to give her back, the microwave salesman pleaded and begged until we gave him a dollor and 29 cents the microwave salesman was jhonny depp, we named her Pratoaster after the toaster.
Now Aafin Potter is married to Kunshot Knock Knock
Darkiboom is an israeli counter terrorist
I write stories for bored people online
Saumistrash is a garbage collector
Pratoaster sells washingmachines
Karalettuce is getting married to a sweet potato
My mom jazizmad is hitting on the neighbours vegetable garden
[ and this was just the intro ]
