Scarlet Strange One Shots

That Doesn't Seem That Bad

       Stephen walked into the sitting area of the Sanctum to see Wanda laying on the couch with an exasperated look on her face.

       "Are you okay?"

      "No."

       "What happened?"

       "I lost a Just Dance battle--"

       "That doesn't seem so bad--'

       "To Levi."

Stephen laughed and Wanda sat up.

       "That isn't funny," Wanda said with a pout. "It kind of is." Wanda couldn't stop a smile from spreading over her face.

Stephen sat next to her once the laughter died down.

       "Well, I'm pretty sure you can move your body better than Levi."

        "You think I don't know that, Stephen? Because this dumb game obviously doesn't!"

He started laughing, again.

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So, ummmmm, you know the 'It's Okay To Date This Person If Their Age If Half Your Age Plus 7' thing?

Wellllllllll....

43-21.5=21.5
21.5+7=28.5
:D

(Also, the creator of the Hershey Bar, Milton Hershey, married his at-the-time 28-year-old wife when he was 43. So tAKE THAT!)

4/8/2021: My math is really fucking bad. She's fucking 32.