Tease, Toy and Trouble

Lettuce pray

A patting feeling on my cheek slowly pulled me from my slumber. I irritably smacked the patting hand away and turned over with a groan. I felt accomplished because the feeling didn't return so I let myself return to my tete a tete with the delicious Jake Gyllenhaal. O how I loved his body in the Prince of Persia, I let out a soft sigh when he returned to kissing my neck. Ok this was more sloppy then I expected it to be? Why is he drooling so much? I let out a loud squeal when I felt a cold slimy thing run over my face. My eyes popped open and right in front of me stood a handsome devil. His blazing blue eyes shining with mirth and a grin on his face that should be forbidden.

"For pickles sake Asher, what are you doing here! Better yet what did you touch me with." He smiled even brighter at my grumpy tone.

"Ah your face is just as.....well I can't really find words for your face at the moment." An evil little smirk graced his face.

"What did you do this time?! You walking venereal disease." I said coldly with a sneer on my face remembering all his other evil little pranks. "If you painted my face green again, i'll make sure you never get laid ever again!"

His eyes sparkled with mirth and he let out a loud bark of laughter. "Don't you worry little one, its just some...well I don't want to give away the surprise. Just be glad it's not permanent." He said with a wink and then he left to do god know's what.

"Watch your back mister! You're early!" I yelled after him while I made my way over to the bathroom to inspect the damage.

He popped his head back around the door and started laughing again. "Missed you to cupcake, now clean up this mess and lets go have some fun! I'll be waiting downstairs." He turned away and started humming along to a song while making his way downstairs.

God how I loved him. I was glad he was here but not so glad with my new appearance. He had soaked me with water and then found a way to rub ketchup all over my face. "How in the hell...." I let out a loud sigh when I noticed the leaf of lettuce stuck to my head full of ketchup. I threw my hands up in the air and started towards my shower. "I knew Jake wasn't a horrible and sloppy kisser." I mumbled under my breath before I made myself presentable.

I jumped the last few steps and smacked my hands hard on his shoulders. He jerked with surprise and a color full Rolodex of curses left his lips. I started laughing at his murderous expression and gave him a sassy wink. "Payback is o so sweet is it not dear brother." the grin on my face grew wider when his eyes narrowed to little slits.

"Not funny Bobo. But I won't sent out your graceful ketchup face if you don't speak a word of this "that never happened" capice!" The glare on his face matched mine.

"Delete the pictures right here right now and any backup you have and then we have a deal." I held my hand out and he wrapped his pinky around mine. "Fine I will." he quickly deleted all evidence of my ketchup facial and draped his arm around my shoulder while pulling me towards the door. "Let's go play little Bo, our toys are waiting." the grin on his face only gave me a similar one. Up to no good and o how it felt so good. "onward Ash, I solemnly swear I'm up to no good." He squeezed me tighter and ruffled his hand trough my hair. "God your such a nerd! Climb in and fasten your seat belt I have some fun things to tell you!"

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Maroon 5 song Animals was playing in the background while I was sitting shocked with my mouth open. This was crazy even for me. I would do a lot of things but this was to much for even me. "Ash I love you like a brother but never ever, ever, ever will I do this." I turned to face him looking at me with a serious expression.

"First of all! I'am your brother and I would not ask if there were no other options you know that Bobo." God I hated it when he called me Bobo he could get me to agree to anything when he called me that. I let out a loud sigh and rubbed my face with my hand and released a loud groan.

"God why I do this every time is a mystery to me! Fine i'll do it but just this once and you don't get to ask me something like this ever again! You owe me big time." I sounded like a hoarse and tired chain smoker trying to mumble this all out while I was covering my face with my sweater.

The relieved look on his face was tugging at my heart and his smile melted the frown on my face. "You are the bestes in the world! You really are! I wish I could carry you around in my pocket your that amazing."

I let out a loud laugh."The last place I would ever want to be is in your pocket. God knows what happens with those pants of your's. There should be a hazard sign surrounding that area of your body."

"Ah Bobo your amazingly lame comments never siese to amaze me. I don't get why people think you are all that. If only they knew how lame you really where...." He was tapping his finger against his lips as if he was some kind of philosopher.

I smacked him hard against the back of his head and his face hit the steering wheel and a loud honk sounded around us. "Better remember who is helping you here boy. I could alway's leave you hanging."

His eyes grew big and he rubbed his head and nose. "Yeah I know. Sorry. Love you loads." He said with a sweet little grin. God no wonder all the girls would drop whatever clothing they wore to be with him. I shuddered at the picture that I painted myself and gave him a nod.

"Yeah whatever sweet cheeks, just drive me to school and after that we can deal with your situation." I turned up the stereo and looked out of the window. He squeezed my shoulder and started of towards hell. I let out a soft sigh and started to mentally prepare myself for the horror called high school. I could not wait to be in college next year away from all this crap.

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