Sin Archbishop in Konosuba (Konosuba x male reader)

Darkness

The next day we went into guild and got some food, all the while Aqua entertains us with party tricks.

Aqua: Hey Regulus! What do you think of my new party skill?

Y/n: How is that gonna help us in battle?

Aqua: Your just jealous of the great goddess Aqua!

Y/n: Wow....how delusional do you have to be to think your a goddess?

*Insert Aqua crying noices*

*later*

I've decided to look after Megumin to make sure she wouldn't drink alcohol by herself.

Y/n: Soooo.....how do you learn new skills?

Megumin: First, you have to get someone to teach you the skill.

.......

*BAM*

I smash my head against the table.

Megumin: Regulus?! What are you doing?!

Y/n: I'm apparantly the only Archbishop class in the whole world....so in other words....i am the only one that has access to those skills, so no one can teach me......

Megumin: Can i see your adventurer card?

Y/n: yea sure.........(Atleast i can rely on my Authorities....)

Megumin starts swiping stuff on your card with a suprised face. Then you suddenly feel a light around you doing something to you.

Y/n:....what the fu-

Megumin: That's strange....you didn't have to see those weird skills to learn them.

Y/n: Maybe it's something special to my class? What did you select anyway?

Megumin: The only one you could affort, Shamac.

Great....instead of saving up for Minya or El Minya, she goes for "Shamac"

Y/n: Whatever.

I decide to go outside to see what's going on there since i saw Kazuma going outside with a white haired girl.

Y/n: Hey Kazuma, what are you doing?

Kazuma: Oh Regulus, Chris is about to teach me a new skill.

Y/n: I see, and who are you?

Darkness: My name is Darkness, i'm a crusader.

Y/n: Nice to meet ya.

Kazuma: Can we get back to teaching me skills?

Chris: Right! Sorry.

Darkness: Chris taught Kazuma the skill: Steal, and she is giving him a little test.

So apparantly they made a small bet that Kazuma can keep whatever he steals from Chris, but she put some rocks in her pockets to make Kazuma's chances go down.

Kazuma: Alright! Steal!

A blinding light comes out of Kazuma's hand and after a few seconds it dissapears, then Chris drops the rocks in her hand and starts blushing.

Y/n: And? What did you get?

Kazuma: I've hit jackpot!

He......got Chris's panties....fuck sake, and he even started swinging them around.

Chris: N-no! Give me my panties back!

Darkness: W-what a s-savage act! It appears my eyes didn't leave me astray!