okay so when I like got on wattpad I didn't know what Smut was so then I searched it on the frickin eyeglass lookin thing in the corner and
OH NY GOODNESSS GRACIOUS YAS
my life was never the same there are so many smut books and some of them are bootlicous but omf some of them I'm just like
...OhmGee delete your Wattpad and Delete your life go off the grid and come bk once your life is together .-.
So some R really good and detailed and make me horny and then some
OHMYGOSH
harry touched me
"I moaned"
Harry left
"I moaned"
Harry tripped over my dog
"I moaned"
Like BITCH do u need to see a docter bc I'm pretty sure al that moaning is not healthy.
And also when they are like one paragraph long like dafuq
"harry pulled my pants down and I was really horny so I grabbed his dingdong even though I'm a 'virgin' and shoved it in me and it didn't hurt at all bc I'm FRICKIN super women and can handle his monster dîck but then he forgot to pull out so I think I'm preggers..."
FIRsT oF ALL ur supposed to be a frickin virgin but then u go pulling his pants down like a X rated porn star like Dafuq nigga why aren't you blushing now.
2nd Of ALL how did you get to his money maker bc his jeans are tighter than a nuns ass so R u Houdini or nAhhh
3RD LOSING UR VIGINITY HURTS LIKE A BITCHASAWHORE
like I'm pretty sure if harry shoved his monster meat in you u would cry and b like dafuq oops Harry I think breaking my hymen hurts .-. Not be like "its okay babe u can go at me like a dog n heat and do freaky yoga position shit bc it just slid right in."
IF YOUR whooha is big enough ThT
Harry can slide in like a thirsty hoe in your DMs then you have a prob bigger than ur vag
Okay Bye
