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i like ya cut g

I was walking around my house and i started hearing keyboards clacking. At first i was confused. But it was just my son. My son is named "G", named after letters in the name "Snoop Dogg". Its also short for "gangster". I walked into G's room and i looked around. I had told him to clean his room, and he did an amazing job. I went over to grab my camera and take pictures, and look at my son. I wondered... Why is he using headphones. I tried to come up with the best possible way to see whats happening in his headphones. I have always told G not to use headphones, because they hurt your hears. I threw my phone into my shirt pocket and started approaching him. I looked on his ipad and saw him playing a game called "Minecraft". It was a survival based video game you can play with your friends, and build stuff. I myself was an expert at that game. I hadn't noticed but my phone was taking video, as if it was a police body cam. I didn't worry though and walked closer to G. "Oh he playing Minecraft" I said, trying to come up with a new line. I looked straight at his head, his hair.... It was beautiful. I didn't do his hair, maybe his mom did. I kept going and say "i like ya cut g" and went to grab my phone and slapped him. His headphones knocked off and he screamed. To this day, i feel bad for G. But it's over now, I'm ranting.