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I am deeply disappointed in you, my fellow companions. My trust, my eternal devotion, and my unbridled and undoubted credence for you has been utterly shattered by the very notion that you could even utter the words that convey betrayal in my direction. After all the hardships, toil and unprecedented challenges we stood in front of, and subsequently conquered through nothing but the fraternal companionship bonding us, no different to the covalent bond that unites the atoms to form the lifegiving substance, the keystone to life that is water, you dare attempt to fracture that bond for the paltry and inconsequential goal to expose me as a fake, a fraud and an imposter. This allegation against my very fibre of existence and my character has penetrated my breast, and punctured my heart, with the same fervour and calibre of a lust-driven drake's actions, driven in heat, in desperation and downright instinct. I would advise you to proceed and accuse in caution, with forethought and with consideration the subsequent time you conclude with inept and heavy-handed judgment on the identity of the masqueraded saboteur who walks the same corridors as you. Who do you think you are to make such rulings on the sensitive and crucial identity of the imposter? Only a mentally incompetent, infantile hypocrite such as yourself could be able to muster such poppycock to have a pathetic façade to cover and masquerade the revelation that you are indeed the true saboteur. Your subsequent efforts will be futile, there will be no running from the impending consequences of your sub-standard and unskilled deception tactics. They are frankly pathetic, and the audacity that you possess to not immediately surrender your status as an imposter, to the discretion of the council for their ultimate and final ruling on your demise, brings me dismay, displeasure and downright disgust. The honourable and gentrified choice you should have made the second you were assigned the proletariat and inferior role of imposter in this esteemed community would be to give yourself up and accept, and not attempt such futile and plebian moves such as allegatory behaviour, which you have shown yourself incapable of doing. Thus, your decisions bring the hammer of justice down on your measly character, for you have shown yourself to be the true imposter, and no volume of mercy, begging, bribery or nepotism may rescue you from the all-encompassing vote of the council, who will surely bring you existence to a end, and mark your demise with a grand banquet in honour of the vanquishing of the saboteur.