Light. That’s all I see is light. Up, down left, right, light, light, and more light. Usually when you close your eyes, you see darkness, but all I see is light.
And I’m f*cking tired of it.
I open my eyes and find myself lying on grass. There’s a giant pond before me right in front of the shining sun. I standing up and rub my eyes, taking in my surroundings. I’m at a park.
Wow. I expect pearly gates and streets of gold in heaven not a freaking park.
I should probably introduce myself. I’m Shane Dawson and I am dead.
It’s actually a pretty funny story how I died…well it was sad for everyone else but it was funny as hell to me. It was funny because it was ironic.
Let me tell you about the day I died…
“Joey, do you want me to tell you about the milk fanfiction?” I ask my boyfriend as we watch some random show on TV. We’ve been together for three years now and we have finally moved into a house together. We moved in a week ago and we just now finished unpacking. We’re pretty tired.
“What’s the milk fanfiction?” he asks me, taking his attention off of the TV.
“You’ve never heard of the milk fanfic?”
“Nope. What is it? Is it Shoey?”
“Actually no. It’s a Ryden fanfic. It’s about Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie from Panic! At The Disco. Literally the first line in the story is ‘Ryan was kneeling in a bathtub’. No lie.”
“Why was Ryan kneeling in a bathtub?” I smirk as he stares at me with so much innocence and confusion in his eyes.
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“EW! EW! EW! THAT IS F*CKED UP! WHO WOULD WRITE THAT?!” he covers his ears and shakes his head as I laugh my ass off at his reaction.
“It’s actually not that bad.” He turns his head slowly and looks at me with wide eyes like I’m crazy.
“RYAN GOT MILKED PUMPED UP HIS FREAKING ASS! THAT IS BAD!”
“Don’t forget that he got spanked with a hairbrush 50 times.”
“You need Jesus. Who ever wrote that needs Jesus. I can never drink chocolate milk again!”
“Aw. I was hoping we could go to Dairy Queen later.”
“F*ck you. You are weird.”
“And you are cute.”
“Don’t try to change the subject. I already know I’m cute anyways.”
“Conceited much?”
“You’re cute, too.”
“Thank y—”
“But not cuter than me.” He interrupts me.
“…Good enough.” He giggles and grabs the sides of my face, pulling me in for a kiss. I fall on top of him as I gently press my lips onto his. “Want to know something?” I ask him, pulling away.
“What?” he asks, smiling and biting his lip.
“I love you.”
“I love you, too, Shaney.” I lean down and kiss him again as he places his hands behind my neck. He flips us over so he’s on top and I’m under him.
“Do you wanna…?” I ask, raising my eyebrows. He gapes at me with wide eyes as he struggles to get air into his lungs. “Joey?” soon blood drips out of his mouth and he falls over.
I look down and find him lying on the ground with a kitchen knife sticking out of his back. Before I even have time to react, I hear this.
“Move one goddamn muscle and I will put a bullet through your head right now.” I look up to find a man wearing all black and a facemask hovering over me with a pistol pointed in my face. “If you do what I say then maybe I’ll let you live. I said maybe.”
Wait. The voice of the intruder sounds very familiar.
“ACHOO!” I sneeze.
BAM!
I hear a gunshot before instant darkness takes over my vision.
And that’s how I died. I got shot in my head because I have allergies. I never figured out who the intruder is but I know it’s someone that I know very well.
Wait. Joey died, too.
If this is the afterlife, then where the hell is my boyfriend?
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Forgotten Memories (Shoey)
FanfictionShane is dead and lives in the afterlife. While he's there, trying to solve the puzzle of death, he finds the tree of life. It holds all the branches of his forgotten memories he had with his boyfriend while he was still alive. It also holds the tru...
