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Narrator: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Eric Andre Show!
Following Eric that ran into backdrop.
Then the camera changed to another view.
Eric gets up then ran into the drummer and beat/punches the drummer.
Stagehand quickly put back drums before eric ran into shelf.
Eric then climb the shelf, resulting to break his desk.
He then rip off the curtains.
Then the camera change to the band view again.
Before the theme ends, eric walking and sits into the chair.
Then Stagehand quickly rebuilt the sets.
And his co-host. Hannibal Buress came out from curtains.
This is where the intro/monologue begins.
Eric: *heavy breathing*
Hannibal: You alright man?
Eric: I'm alright, my dude.
Hannibal: Then do an monologue.
Eric get up from the chair, then a microphone appear.
Eric gets microphone and then, this is what he say.
Eric: Alright, so do you guys ever heard the Bite of 87? Because that day was sucks this year!
The crowd booing can be heard.
Hannibal: Bro, that's not funny.
Eric's face then looks nervous, then say this.
Eric: I'm dying.
Hannibal: We all are.
Then the show cuts to we'll be right back.
(Freddy's Interview, Part 1)
The show is back, now its Freddy's move.
Eric: Ladies and Gentlemen, my first guest of this show is... Freddy Fazbear!
An applause can be heard.
Freddy then came out of curtains.
Eric: Hey! Welcome to the show! Freddy!
Freddy: Thanks for welcoming me in here, Eric.
Eric: Alright. Let me talk you the first question.
Freddy: Show me.
Eric: What year you was first introduced?
Freddy: In case, March 1st 1987.
Eric: Thank you, next question-
Then Doc Chicken appears.
Eric: OH- It's time for doc chicken!
An crowd saying "Doc Chicken" can be heard, also Eric.
Freddy got confused.
Then the show cuts to we'll be right back. Again.
(Freddy's Interview, Part 2)
The show is back, continuing the interview.
Eric: And we're back with Freddy Fazbear.
Freddy: That's was crazy on last break!
Eric: Yup. And next question.
Freddy: Bring it on!
Eric: Have you ever worried about stage fright?
Freddy: I.. have it sometimes.
Eric: Great, next question.
Eric: Have you ever got in the news?
Freddy tries to remember the news he was on.
Freddy: I was on Fox News, Headlines is "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza got shut down because of the murder".
Eric and Hannibal was shocked.
Eric: You sure?
Freddy: Yea..
Eric then vomits into the desk.
Freddy: Guess this is not the talk show i'm looking for.
The show cuts to we'll be right back.
(Bonnie's Interview, Part 1)
The show is back, now Bonnie is next.
Eric: Ladies and Gentlemen my second guest is... Bonnie the Bunny!
The band then plays music.
Bonnie appears at the curtains.
Eric: Alrighty! Welcome to the Show, Bonnie!
Bonnie: Thanks folks for welcoming me here!
Hannibal: Why are you purple? You're supposed to be white!
Bonnie: It's my color, dude.
Eric: Sooo, What is your job?
Bonnie: As an guitarist, actually.
Eric: Alright, Do you ever go anywhere?
Bonnie: Nope, I just an animal-type robots. I never go anywhere.
Eric: Aww, man that's sad for you-
Suddenly, an stagehand fells into table.
Eric: WHAT THE F-
Bonnie: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS GOING ON?
Eric: Everything is fine! We'll be right back!
The show cuts to we'll be right back.
(Bonnie's Interview, Part 2)
The show is back, continues the interview.
Eric: And we're back with Bonnie.
Bonnie: That's was crazy before the break, made me feel not right.
Eric: Sorry, one of our stagehand tries to fix the lights.
Hannibal: Yeah, he got sent to ambulance.
Bonnie: Alright, Bring me the next question.
Eric: Ahem, Have you ever been copied?
Bonnie: One word, Springbonnie.
Eric: Sad for you, Bro.
Bonnie: Yea, his color was not the same as mine. He was yellow.
Eric: Okay! So it's time to say goodbye to audience.
Eric: See ya next time for the show- AARGHHHH-
Eric breaks his desk.
Bonnie was surprised, then ran into curtains. Never been seen again.
The show has ends. For first time.
Writer's Note
Thank you for reading this episode. Episode 2 coming soon. See ya next time.
-JamesBrad1987
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