Who Invented High School?

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KARD LUVRS🤍

solbi:
hey guyssss

jin:
IT IS TIME

solbi:
EEEEKKKK IM SO EXCITED
it's gonna be the best party EVER!!!!

yoongi:
i'm so ready to drink because god knows i really need it

jin:
same !!
i'm so ready to show off my new bikini 🥺
the way my ass is lowkey flat tho so i can't show that off
but i do be having a curvy body tho 😗

solbi:
AND THATS ON BEING A SKINNY LEGEND

yoongi:
your waist? snatched

jin:
YESSSS PERIOD
my waist is so small HELP
but yes my body? perfect
my ass tho? meh there's nothing there just a long back 😒

solbi:
i felt

yoongi:
me too
but tae

jin:
TAE IS THICC
AND YES WITH THE TWO C'S
that boy has ass 👀

solbi:
he a thicc boi

yoongi:
lowkey jealous
i wish i had an ass

jin:
the way tae's body is snatched AND he has an ass???
HIGHKEY jealous!!! he got the all in one
too bad he isn't wearing a bikini. he would've totally been killing it and totally been the center of attention
skye would've been quaking in his boots!

yoongi:
yep

solbi:
HELL YEAHHH
@ tae where are you??

jin:
omg so i was literally complimenting tae's ass and he didn't even see?
@ TAE GET OVER HERE BABY BOY I LOVE YOU

tae:
hello

solbi:
hi tae!!!
are you ready for the party?

yoongi:
hi

tae:
mmm i guess
also jin :(
i do not have a thicc ass
and my body is fat :P

jin:
...

yoongi:
you shouldn't have said that

solbi:
here we go

jin:
Kim Taehyung.

solbi:
oh shit he full named you with auto capitalization AND a period???

tae:
😳

jin:
you are so beautiful just the way you are
if you ever speak negatively about yourself in this gc when i'm complimenting you
i will bite you
got it?

tae:
yes daddy

yoongi:
i choked

solbi:
tae—

jin:
good, i rest my case 😌

solbi:
...............

yoongi:
so y'all just not gonna explain what that was?
no?
okay then...

The clock struck 7:00. It was time for Hoseok's Pool Party. Hoseok, with the help with Skye, Jackson, Mark, Ten, and Taeyong, were setting everything up around the house for the party.

Well, Skye wasn't really helping much.

"Yo! Skylar!" Taeyong joked, giggling as he called for Skye. Skye furrowed his eyebrow, giving Taeyong a little, "what?"

"You've been staring at the wall for like...ten minutes bro. You okay?" Taeyong walked over to Skye and sitting next to him on the couch.

"Yeah yeah...I'm good."