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WHY DA FRACK ARE THEY SO COMPLICTATEd

Okay so at my school there are

1: hot stupid guys

2: geeks

3: hot geeks

4: jocks

5: guys In a relationship

GUESS WHAT GUYS I always go for pals.

If you guys #5 you get a taco guess you are correct

AND NOW apparently u can't even be friends with a guy bc there girl friend thinks that there cheating on them.

Like Okay.

If I wanted your boyfriend I would have him bc no one can resist my cake

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Lol jk I barely have enough for myself much less trying to share with everyone else.

And THEN I can't even talk to a hot guy without hyperventilating bc they are soooo Fire like fml

So they like

"Wassup K."

I'm like:

"OMG hey u no wht would be cool if I could have some of ur hair so I could clone u HAHA...or ur sperm bc I don't descriminate."

Then they like walk away .-.

LITERALLY WHEN DID MY LIFE START GOJNG WORNG

apparently at birth fml.

HEY PALS what kinda boys r at ur school.

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