"SHUT UP OR I'LL RAIL YOU!!!" shouted A to B, not knowing what the expression actually meant. B is taken aback, blushing furiously but ultimately acquiesces, walking closer to A, their noses almost touching. B looks into A's eyes, smirks, and replies, "Rail me then."
A stares blankly. Why would B agree to being hit by a train? After some consideration, A pushes B back and gathers all their strength to lift the dormant train next to them. B looks up in shock, and a few moments later, A hurls the empty train in B's direction, hitting them in the face.
(Original idea by @_cdlv on Twitter)
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