Best. Quotes. Ever. (AKA from The Mortal Instruments Series)

My favorite quotes from the bestest books ever! 

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for." -Jace

"Well I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stoll with my sudden death." -Clary

"I don't want to grow up, I want to be an angst ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead" -Jace

"I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while. It relaxes me." -Jace

"No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns." -Jace

"Unfortunately, we're all out of bitter revenge at the moment. so it's either tea or nothing." -Hodge

"If you wanted to rip my shirt off, all you had to do was ask" -Jace

"It was like a bad movie, except he didn't actually twirl his mustache." -Jace

"Nice, bah. He's gorgeous. You should leave him here. I could hang hats on him and things." -Magnus Bane

"My Romanian is pretty much limited to useful phrases like 'Are these snakes poisonous?' and 'But you're much too young to be a police officer.'" -Jace

"Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies." -Jace 

"Never believe the bad guy is dead until you see a body. That just leads to unhappiness and surprise ambushes." -Simon 

"So she had a box. Lots of people have boxes. They keep things in them. It's a growing trend, I hear." -Jace

“Did you ever thin that in a past life Alec was an old woman with ninety cats who was always yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off her lawn? Because I do.” –Jace

"As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?" -Clary 

"It wouldn't be my move. First candy and flowers, then the apology letters, then the ravenous demon hordes. In that order." -Jace

"I see that you are working this vampire angle with some success. And kudos. Lots of girls love that sensitive-undead thing. But I'd drop that whole musician angle if I were you. Vampire rock stars are played out, and besides, you can't possibly be very good." -Jace 

"I'm pure at heart. It repels the dirt." -Isabelle 

"It's not often you get to see someone drool... Especially with such total abandon. Mouth wide open and everything." -Jace

"Meanwhile, I wanted to tell you that lately I've been cross-dressing. Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. I thought you should know." -Simon