✨ JOKER NO!

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On a very peaceful day...

[Exclipse]: Nope, i'm not gonna do it!

[Joker]: Please! Just once!! Pretty please!!

[Aki]: What's with him?

[Y/n]: Exclipse has a wizard friend that owns an invisibility cloak, and Joker wants to borrow it...

[Spade]: But she refuses to ask her friend for the cloak...

[Aki]: I see... Hey, i was wondering if we could show our weapons... You know: Kaitou business?

[Exclipse]: That i can do!

[Joker]: You say 'Yes' to her but not me?!

[Exclipse]: I said NO Joker! Besides, Harry wouldn't be happy hearing a phantom thief is gonna use his invisibility cloak for-god-knows-what!

[Y/n]: Good point...

[Spade]: Anyways, let's start with Aki

[Aki]: I got Ace and Hearts cards! *Throws them to the nearest window*

[Joker]: My window!

[Y/n]: Mine's nothing special, Exclipse? Help me?

[Exclipse]: With pleasure: Avifors!

[Y/n]: Imperio curse!

*The bird twitches and pass out*

[Exclipse]: I got two: My wand and my nightmare spear, for example: Wingardium Leviosa!

*The bird levitates without wings*

[Exclipse]: As for the nightmare spear: Mulleona Da!

*The dead bird immediately got yeeted away*

[Aki]: Olala...

[Shadow out of no where]: BLOODY RAIN!!!

*The glass shattered*

[Aki & Exclipse]: OH MY GOD/ OH MY MERLIN

[Rose]: Onii-chan!

[Y/n]: CYAN!

[Exclipse]: It's fine, Hachi and i will clear it up later!

[Spade]: As you know i have ICE SHOT!

*The bird freezes*

[Joker]: Emblem Fire!

*The ice melts*

[Joker]: Shooting Star!

*Sliced Exclipse's robes*

[Exclipse]: Not my Hogwarts robes!

[Joker]: Straight-

[All]: JOKER NO!!!!

[Joker]: Straight flash!!

[Exclipse]: JACK FREAKING JOKER!!!

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