Keefe Asks a Question

KAAQ 6

Hiiiii, before I start, I just want to say thank you again to Gimme, and SuldreenSophie, SofiCat314 and a thank you/ welcome to Legendary Vacker, the newest member of the KAAQ team, so Welcome to the team, and thank you for your help! Now, its time for the disclaimer.

I DO NOT OWN ANYONE IN THIS BOOK. ALL RIGHTS TO SHANNON MESSENGER

Sophie and Keefe: * walk in *

Audience: * starts cheering and whooping *

Keefe: AH YES YOU'VE FINALLY EMBRACED THE TRUE GREATNESS OF LORD HUNKYHAIR

Sophie: * rolls her eyes but is grinning *

Sophie: Ok! Keefe, what do you want to learn about today?

Keefe: I heard you ranting once and you said something about... fruit.. roll ups? What exactly is that?

Sophie: Oooh I used to LOVE fruit roll ups as a kid!!!

Keefe:...

Keefe: That's not answering my question, Foster

Sophie: * laughs * Sorry Keefe. So fruit roll ups are little rolled up pieces of fruity candy that you eat.

Keefe: Ok but how does that work?

Sophie: Keefe, I don't know the science behind it-

Keefe: Can I try it?

Sophie: I- sure

Sophie: We'll be right back folks-

Keefe: FRUIT ROLL UPS FOR EVERYONE!!!!!

Audience: * cheering very very loudly *

Sophie: No Keefe, we'll never find enough...

Audience: * starts booing *

Keefe: See Foster? They love me better. You'll never win, now get us the dang fruit roll ups.

Sophie:...

Sophie: * teleports away *

Keefe: * turns toward audience * WHO WANTS SOME FRUIT ROLL UPS? CHANT "ROLL-UPS" IF YOU DO!!! (comments)

Tam: * walks in *

Audience: * freezes *

Tam: * looks around and sees Keefe's excited expression *

Keefe: * stares at Tam *

Tam: * walks out *

Audiance: *continues to chant *

1 hour later

Keefe: * is balancing a ball on his nose*

Sophie: *teleports back, with a giant suitcase of fruit roll ups * You're welcome. Do you know how long it took me to- keefe, what are you doing?

Keefe: I got bored, you were gone a long time.

Sophie: anyway, *hands keefe a fruit roll up * here

Keefe:* ignors her and walks over to the suitcase*

Keefe: *Yeets almost all of them to the audiance * I AM THE KING, THROWING MY GOLD OUT TO THE POOR. WORSHIP ME!

Sophie: Keefe! Are you even going to eat yours?

Keefe: Yes, when the crowed worships me like a king

Sophie: Not gonna happen. now eat up.

Keefe: * open the packeging and shoves the whole thing in his mouth

Keefe: *mouth full * how do ya efen ead dis ding?

Fitz: *face palms *

Dex: * cracks up *

Sophie: your supposed to take the clear wrapper off first...

Keefe: Oh... that makes sense

Sophie: * sighs and hands him hers* try again

keefe: *eats it right and squeals * THIS IS SO GOOD!!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

Sophie: Well I'm glad you enjoyed it

Keefe: *starts to bounce from a sugar high *

Sophie: uh oh... keefe, are you ok?

Keefe: I'm allright. in fact, Ive never felt more aLiVe!!

Sophie: *panics * I think we better call it quits for today... before-

Keefe: *bouncing intensifies * Sophie! I can hear what dogs can hear!!

Sophie: Yup, gotta go. Bye!

 * Curtain closes*

Sophie: *backstage * hurry, before-

Lihn: *backstage * too late!

* Crash *

*Bang *

*Boom *