Once upon a time there was a princess named Kia. But she had an spell upon her which could only be broken by having seggs with the donut god. She was hidden far far away in a Dunkin Dount shop guarded by a terrible fire-breathing orangutan and forced to slave away, making donuts day in and out in attempt to please the donut god. Many knights had tried to release her from this odd and awful fate, but non succeeded. She waited in the kitchen of the shop for her donut god everyday hoping he would soon come release her from this destiny.
One merry day, as Kia had finished her daily offerings early, she snuck off to her room and opened her cabinet. Inside was filled to the brim with scrolls and maps and such all planning an elaborate escape. "Goosie~" She called quietly as the little bird waddled up to her. She plucked a feather from its back and pulled a pot of ink from her desk.
"Day 4628..."
CLANG
The princess jumped at the sound. "Who is it?" She called angrily. The only response was a loud groan.
She grabbed a staff and headed towards the sound.
"Hello?-" She walked into the kitchen and found an odd lady sprawled out on the floor naked, leaving her cringing at the sorry sight. "...And who are you?"
The lady opened one eye and scanned Kia up and down before closing it again. "Barrel. Nice to meetcha."
Kia cocked an eyebrow at the stranger. "How did you get past the monkey?"
"Monkey?" The lady asked, getting up. Kia nodded towards the window where the big orange son of a *beep* sat waiting for someone to toss around.
"Oh." The woman's eye widened and darted around the area. "Oh are those maple donu-" She asked, reaching over her and knocking them both over.
A flustered Kia quickly shoved the woman off of her and got to her feet, holding her staff above her head.
"W-who are you?" She asked breathily, trying not to stare at the bare lady for too long.
Barrel noticed and smirked at this, satisfied with herself. She got up and stooped to the princess's height, so they were eye to eye and could feel each other's breath. She tilted her head and grinned.
"I'm the donut god you were baking so persistently for."
TBC...
