This here is a tale! The tale of a potato, a woolfie and a mother f*cking flying strawberry!
You see, for these stupia$$ motherfuckers where friends. The potato was... a potato! It's a potato, don't expect it to be anything else. The Wolfie in a hoodie(rhyme intended) loved a party party party song. He was the gayest of them all. He had a complex because he was gay yet he didnt know how to dance, bit gay guys are suposed to be great dancers.
You know, he said he liked girls before. But one day he finished playing Xbox with a brocoli and then they kissed, he said it was like the 'I kissed a girl and I liked it~!' Katty Perry song, but for guys.
I kissed a brocoli and I liked it~ *ahem*(Remember that old-man brocoli? Fucking that.)
The flying strawberry was a MOTHERFUCKING STRABERRY WITH BUTTERFLY WINGS AND UNICORN SUPERPOWAS AHHH YEAAAHHH!!!
(Mooommy. charlie biiit meee) D':
The flying butterly would do really bitchy things, but then. It would ask for a hug and everyone would forgive her. Because who doesnt like hugs.
*Brocoli and Woolfie butt in
"AND I~i WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUU~~~"
What you gonna get homophobic? Love knows no gender, or vegtable species!
You know what guys? I'm just gonna prematurely apologize for this chapter. Is this getting flagged?
My comments on puppys get flagged for the love of god.
My love for puppys knows no bounds, so deal with it.
*sigh* This is what come out when I get presioned to write
God I miss meth...
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¡CUALQUIER RELACIÓN A UNA PERSONA REAL ES PURA CONSIDENCIA! Lol no, it was purely on purpose.
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