My name is Lisa but all my friends call me darkedgyprincessmonster and I've lived through 14 hard years on this place we call hell. Honestly the only thing keeping me going at this point is my crippling sonic hentai addiction, without it I'd be nothing. Everyday I wake up to pain and misery. Life in sweden is boring and I couldn't hate it less. This morning was just like all the other ones, filled with agony and the torture of living. I dragged myself out of bed and walked to my full length mirror. My hair was brown, my skin was fair, I hated myself. The only way I could make myself feel less miserable on a morning like this was to call my only friend Fuckfacedarklord. That was of course not his real name, but saying max was just too lame. I unlocked my phone and started typing in his number.
"The fuck do you want"
Lisa blushed, he always knew how to make her feel better.
"I-I just wanted to s-say hi Fuckfacedarklord-kun" she fidgeted with her bracelet.
"Leave me the fuck alone I'm busy"
"B-but senpai" she paused for a second to catch her breath "I lo-", he hung up. Lisa started crying hysterically and crashed into her bed.
"The only one who truly loves me is you" she raised her head and looked up at her sonic tentacle porn posters. They made her smile. Suddenly her crying was interrupted by her mom smashing her door open.
"YOU FUCKING FREAK I SOLD YOU TO MCR TO PAY RENT" Lisa was shocked
"NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE". Behind her mom the very real Gerard way stood with a warm smile.
"Hello my child" he said with open arms "go with us and we'll fly you to LA and make all your dreams come true. Lisa nodded shyly and played with her hair. She went with them to their car and they started going.
"Her can I put something on" Lisa asked avoiding their eyes.
"Yeah sure, what do you wanna listen to?" Frank asked.
"Well there's this one kpop band I like...." she looked down into her lap "their name is waterparks, please put them on" she looked up at frank who was now typing in their name into his phone.
- an hour later, at the airport -
Lisa didn't know how to feel about this entire situation. She she was happy about not being with her mom anymore of course but she missed her sonic figurines she recently bought. Her favorite one was Sonic and Knuckles both in wet swimsuit jer- her thought was interrupted by the announcement lady thing.
"Please just board the fucking plane". Her heart started beating. So this was it, leaving her entire life behind to live with my chemical romance. Is it worth it? She thought to herself momentarily before standing up. The simple answer was that there was no way of knowing yet.
- on the plane -
"Sadly we couldn't get tickets for you to sit with any of us" Mikey told Lisa.
She nodded slightly and sat down next to the window. If we're gonna be honest it didn't really matter much to the little girl, all she cared about was sitting on the window seat. She put on her headphones and didn't really think anything more about the guys. She did notice someone sitting down next to her but she was too invested in her Billie eilish music to notice who it was. The plane went in the sky and yada yada yada. Lisa liked saying that she really liked riding all vehicles and that they calmed her down, airplanes were in fact an exception. The windows were to small and the seats to cramped, she didn't like the smell of sweaty strangers. She was just listening to her favorite artist yungblud as all the lamps shut off and the plane started sinking. What the fuck. The plane was shaking intensely and the water beneath them just got closer and closer as time passed, the window now scared her.
"Help me" the person besides her yelped in fear. Lisa couldn't help but to notice how pretty her voice was. It reminded her of that one video she watched of sonic character Amy rose moaning her guts out.
"Are you okay?" Lisa asked placing her hand on what she assumed to be the girls cheek.
"Y-yes, or no" the girl sounded scared.
Lisas face got closer to her.
"Hey man everything is gonna be okay, I promise you" she said in an attempt to calm the girl down.
"Pinky promise?"
"Pinky promise." Lisa leaned into a kiss and the girl kissed back. After 10 minutes they pulled away.
"I love you" said the girl.
Suddenly the lights came back on and the newly wed couple got to finally see each others faces.
"Hey you kinda look like that one fucking dog" was all lisa could say "you know from animal crossing"
The girl blussed and took lisa by the hand.
"Wanna start a band?" She asked
