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this is why i will never achieve in life ever
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''Pancake face!'' I heard IE scream shrilly as he dramatically flung a pancake into my face.
''What the fucckkkk?'' This pratical joke (or whatever it was intended to be) did not feel nice at 1 AM when one was about to drift peacefully to sleep. Though the aroma emmiting off the pancake was rather delicious, my last point still stands absolutely correct.
IE's laughter was rather cute though. He tended to snort a lot.
''Oh my god! Your damn face! That was so funny! Holy shit!'' He was literally breathless.
''Mmph. Get it off.'' I groaned, not bothering to move. I wasn't sure if I could-- I was so tired. This pancake-throwing buisness did wake me up slightly though, I had to admit.
''Eat it, you dumbass! I made that. It took time, and loving care. Because I loooveeee you.'' I could sense him rolling his eyes at this point. Even if he wasn't, he was. (whta rthe fuck slash no)
''And this is how you show it?'' I said, attempting to eat the pancake without the use of arms. It is much harder than it sounds, and I personally think that sounds pretty hard. Whatever.
''Yeah. Of course, there is no other way into your pants than a pancake on your face.''
''Kinky.'' I chuckled, managing to take a bite. It was quite nice. IE was, after all, quite a good cook. I wasn't, so that was really lucky.
''I'm gonna go eat some pizza.''
''It's 1AM.''
''I'm still going to eat some pizza.''
the end i need to go and shove my leg up my ass
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pancake face??? this is dumb
Humorthis is inspired by a rEALLY stupid suggestion on&nbsp; the OTPPrompts blog and I would like to say that I am not sorry
