E.J came downstairs for breakfast
He sniffed the air..
EJ: ..is something burning..?
Ben: Yea..
EJ: Is Laughing Jack cooking again..!?
L.J: haha -.- very funny
EJ: Yea..it should be funny to you
L.J: shut up
E.J: Ladies First
L.J: ...wanker..
E.J: what..?
L.J: is said..WANKER!!
E.J: ..you and your Cockney slang..
L.J: do you know what it means?
E.J: ..No..
L.J: Well..maybe you should LOOK it up..wait..you can't! *laughs insanely*
E.J: shut it Mr.monochrome
L.J: Yes, yes,..I'm a monochrome clown and I'm proud of it, but if you call me Mr.monochrome again, there's only gonna be a Eyeless. Jack is going to be dead.
E.J: big talk from a loner
L.J: But I'm not afraid to show my face.
E.J: I should shouldn't i? There's no way I'd look as retarded as you! I mean, look at your skin complexion! You're the color of paper!
L.J: And your complexion makes you look like you've been pushed into a tar pit.
E.J: you're an idiot.
L.J: I'm older therefore, I'm wiser. Your younger. You have the brain of an infant.
E.J: retard..
L.J: keep it coming..
E.J: racist
L.J: not really, but keep going
E.J: rapist
L.J: not hurting my feelings yet..
E.J: ...
Jeff: *drinks a beer and listens*
L.J: you have Nothing to say do you Jack?
E.J: oh..I have a LOT to say! You better be lucky Sally's here!
L.J: *speaks to Jeff* Jeffrey! Cover Sally's ears!
Jeff: why do I have to do it?
L.J: because.. I said so
Jeff: *covers Sally's ears*
Ben: oohhh! Stuff is about to get serious!
Masky: *covers Ben's ears*
Toby: *whispers* ...ppsstt.. masky..I know you can hear me! MASKY!!
Hoodie: ... ;-; ... (( Hoodie Thinks: "why is He always around my partner..?))
Jeff: *drinks more beers*
E.J: Jack, you are a dirty *** mother****** who stalks kids for their parts no wonder Isaac kept you in that dirty *** box and forgot about your dumb *** !!!
L.J: hah..still not affecting me in any way. Oh, and try to keep your north and south shut on your boat race before I punch you in it. *pats Jack on the head*
