Gary- Standing on top of a cliff
Gary: I'M GONNA JUMP!
Ash: NO!
Brock: DON'T DO IT!
Misty: DON'T JUMP!
Me: WAIT!!!
Me- Grabs camera stand and camera out of nowhere
Me: DO A FLIP!
Gary: Jumps
Ash, Brock, Misty: NOOOOOO
Me: YOU B*STARD I DIDN'T TURN ON THE CAMERA YET!!!
Gary- Ded
Paul- Climbs up cliff
Me: OK I GOT MY CAMERA WORKING AGAIN!
Misty, Brock- Leaves
Ash: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Me: DO A FLIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!!
Paul- Does a flip and dies
Ash: yeah I didn't really care about that b*tch
Me: you wanna see the video?
Ash: yeh
Ash- Watches video
Me: How was it?
Ash: It was FLIPPING good!
Me: Are you sure it's not making you JUMP out of your seat?
Ash: what do you mean?
Me: The cliff seems fun-
Ash: You wanna jump?
Me: yeah
Ash, Me- JUMPS
Me: CANNONBALL!
WhAt ThE aCtUaL fUcK aM iS rOnG wIf Me
