Red swordsman seeks kind man with spiky abs for writing, star gazing and maybe more
I'd rather be in love than right any day.
Hello lads! I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
I'm a considerate kind of gal, who likes nothing more than writing with the right man.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my down to earth personality, closly followed by my smashing spots. I'm the person for you, if you like great spots and lips, particularly combined with ample baby oil.
I work as a swordsman, helping vulnerable adults. This allows me to exercise my skills: teaching and resourcefulness.
My life goals include:Meet Douglas Adams' ghostFall in love with youBecome the best swordsman I can beHelp all the vulnerable adults in the world
If you're the right man for me, you'll be kind and gentle. You won't be afraid to meet my parents and will have a healthy respect for danger.
My ideal date would involve star gazing in Australia with a squat man by my side. While we're there, I admire your spiky abs whilst feeling I'm the luckiest person on the planet.
Let me tell you about a funny thing that happened to me last week. I was just helping an elderly across the road when I was hit by a car. I needed three stitches. BOOM!
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Light me fire, babe
Looking4Love
I only date nice women, who want to meet for boxing, hiking and mutual respect
Peter Parker once said 'You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.' But you can trust me.
To the only good woman out there,
I'll be honest with you. I've been hurt pretty bad in the past. I refuse to be a cash machine or play thing ever again. So don't message me unless you know how to respect men. I'm a fun kinda man.
I'm a hilarious gentleman, who likes nothing more than boxing with the right woman.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my modest personality, closly followed by my smashing thighs. I hope you will not laugh at my thighs, as women have in the past, or treat my abs like a joke.
I work as a detective, helping vulnerable adults. This allows me to exercise my skills: writing and saving lives. My job once caused me to encounter Adam Sandler, yet still women treat me like junk. It's just not on.
My life goals include:Use a spider web as a parachutePunish women for being evilDiscover that there are still some good women in the worldBecome the best detective I can beHelp all the vulnerable adults in the world
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be sympathetic and optimistic. You won't be afraid to be open and honest and will have a healthy respect for life.
My ideal date would involve hiking in Devon with a sloppy woman by my side. While we're there, I admire your skinny eyelashes, hoping to myself that you're not another nutter.
