Me: -snaps fingers bringing Kaneki, Touka, Nishiki, Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata (cause Sakura sucks)
Naruto: -looks at title then giving Kaneki a death stare-
Kaneki: I'm gonna like this.
Hinata: what does the title mean?
Touka: Oh hell nah Kaneki is mine.
Kaneki: Sorry babe. I gotta do it for a dare.
Touka: fine.
-1 hour later-
Kaneki: NGH NGH NGH NGH
Hinata: Yes! Yes! Yes! Right there!
Kaneki: CENTIPEDE MILKY BURST!
Hinata: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!
Naruto: -eyes widened-
Kaneki: -cleans all the milk-
Me: That was some explicit content :/
Naruto: -goes 4 tails-
Kaneki: -smacks Naruto with Centipede-
Naruto: -goes Sage Of Six Paths-
Kaneki: -activates duel centipedes-
Me: Shit is about to go down so I'll catch up on you viewers later. Peace!
