Mr. P X Mr. P : A Piggy Love Story For Devoun.

Part One (this is sorta a time travel AU too)

I fell on top of.. Myself.
"E-eh?! Who are you? Why do you look like me?"
"Thats because I am you. Future you, dumbass. I go by Cyborg P."
He started touching me everyhere, pressing buttons and what-not.
"So.. What? Why am I a cyborg?"
I looked down and said
"That potion you made really is unstable.
And if you let beary allow it, it's going to cause an infection infecting our wife
And tons of more people, including Bunny."
"Oh.. Well that still doesn't explain why I'm a cyborg.." I guess.. I told myself?
"We'll end up going to the mall and see a robot, then.. This happens.

Mr. P looked at Cyborg P in fear of what's going to happen to him.

"Well.. He already allowed it. We're going to test it on thursday."
"Thats 2 days from now."
"I know.."
"Well then how are we gonna stop him?"
Mr. P shrugged and started panicking.
I started to hug him tight and repeated that it was going to be okay.
Nurse cow came by. Welp shit.
She screamed and ran upstairs and started yelling for help.

"Oh god oh god oh god.. We're all gonna die!"
Mr. P started panicking even more.
I dragged him in a room and locked the door.
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I heard footsteps come downstairs and covered Mr. P's mouth with my hand.

I couldn't hear anything but hear the door get locked shut and the loud hospital door close.
I uncovered Mr. P's mouth and he was just freaking repeating 'we're all gonna die'
"Jesus christ can you just shut up? You die later."
"wh-what!?!?"

Dammit. He started freaking out even more then I pressed a button on my gun and lit the room up.
There were beer bottles everywhere.. What the fu-

Yep lmao