You are currently Karkat and once again your husband is still screwing around. Today you thought that you would finally be able to sleep peacefully without your grub whining, John deciding to start jumping on the bed, and without any calls from ANY of your friends this fine morning. Well you were able to get some oversleeping going till you feel John's fucking lips on your damned neck, and jegus did you like it. "Mother of everything holy John your fucking bulge couldn't wait for another, like 15 minutes," you ask the man who is currently on the side of your neck looking straight at you with lust filled blue eyes. He smirks at you and even bites a mark directly on your collarbone where, of course, everybody could clearly see it,"Karkat you know that we both couldn't have waited especially after last night," he says as he slightly gropes your ass with both of his hands on both cheeks. He's fucking toying with you so you try pushing him away,"Alright idiot get off the grub is going to wake up soon." He raises an eyebrow at you but shrugs, grabs your butt, and gets up out of bed to Casey and Kadina's bedroom leaving you with marks all over your neck and with a slight pain in your lower regions
The two "children" are already down stairs sitting on the "kitchen" counter "dressed" for their day at "school". Meaning with Kadina in a giant black shirt, shorts , and her damned creeper shoes that John bought for her at Hot Topic, and with Casey wearing nothing because she's a SALAMANDER. "Oi dah there's flat pieces of cake in a pan that dad made," Kadina says making you very confused till you remember that she loves the crap, fucking messing with everybody's head nowadays. She's not a grub anymore, well young grub with the bug look, but you'd think that she wouldn't grow up to be so fucking confusing for just an 8 year old. "Alright whatever," you say as you rub her head and sit down with the plate of blueberry pancakes and start eating. John of course placed the blueberries in a heart making Kadina start laughing and Casey starts glubbing loudly at you,"ALRIGHT GET TO SCHOOL OUT, OUT." The children left leaving you to your peaceful morning of coffee and pancakes with John eating besides you,"Hey Karkat wanna make out?"
"MOTHERFUCKER!"
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(Johnkat) Lover's Fail
RomanceYour name is Karkat Vantas and your husband is currently on the ceiling being a total moron