Ok, so.
We all know that one guy, who is really hot, and all of the girls like him, and he knows that all of the girls like him, and he has a girlfriend with him 24/7. YA. U know who I'm talking about. And you think to yourself: I'm going to be different. I'm going to be the one girl. Who doesn't like him. But than U slowly fall into his trap of doom. YA, well, here is my advice to you : DONT.
Ok, unless you are insanely gorgeous, or popular, or whatever, don't even try it. It is useless, and pointless, and in the end, U feel like a piece of Swiss cheese your dead great great great grand uncle ate than pooped out. But if u just so happen to be insane,ly gorgeous or popular, still, DONT GIVE INTO HIM.
K, so imma tell u a little story.
Once upon a time, there was this awesome chick named pooponastick(me), and a hot jerk face named, well, jerkface.
K, so one day, pooponastick is packing up all of her stuff after class, and the whole class left, and the teacher left, and so these two were ALL ALONE. ya, so jerkface is stepping closer and closer to her until it gets to were its really awekward and uncomfortable. So pooponastick I just like:
"Bruh, get out of my grill"
And jerkface is like
"I'm not in your grill"
Pooponastick: bruh, stop trying to cook UR dang hotdogs on my grill, I'm cooking my cheeseburgers.
Jerkface: *looks at pooponastick isn't worth it and walks away*
AND THAT MY DEAREST DARLINGEST MOMSIES AND POPSICLES IS HOW IT IS DONE.
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The jerk rant
HumorK, so this is just a rant story about all of those jerks out there! We all know them! There isn't really a storyline, just vote if u understand what I am talking about when I complain about this guy:)
