Me(dressed as a witch), Virgil(dressed as a vampire), Patton(dressed as a friendly wolf-man): Happy Halloween!
Logan: ... But it isn't Hol-
Roman(a ghost), Janus(a gorgan): shut the funk up
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Remy(a voodoo witchdoctor): yo, Re, what's your costume?
Trevor(a vampire bat): yeaaah... What are you??
Remus: A homicidal manic! They look like everyone else!
Logan: ..... I mean, ....... He isn't incorrect
Trevor and Remy:.............wait- what?-
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Me: what if I went as a shadow??
Logan and Virgil, throws glow sticks at me: GLOW BEFORE YOU GO!!!
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Remus: hey Loloooo!
Logan: yes?
Remus: wanna be my victim?~
Logan: I-.... Is this your way of asking me to be your significant other?
Remus, holding a knife to stab him: duhh
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Trevor, down on one knee: Remy Star, will you marry me?
Remy, blushing: sorry babe, I don't wanna be in a committed relationship yet
An hour later
Trevor, in a Starbucks coffee costume, on one knee: Remy Star, will you marry me?
Remy, on the verge of tears: yes!
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Virgil: hey Logan
Logan: yes Virgil?
Virge: I know the perfect costume for you
Logan: do you now?
Virgil: yes, I do *pulls out a Skelton costume*
Logan: ........ GððÐ
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Virgil: hey Caption, wanna carve pumpkins with the rest of the crew and me?
Janus: sorry spider, I can't
Virgil: why not?
Janus: I can't touch pumpkins, I'm allergic
Virgil: I'm sorry.... What?!
(It's a real thing, look at the picture at the top)
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Hope y'all enjoyed this little shootpost! And sorry I've taken a century to update. I love you all, my angelic goblins!
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