Izuku's No Good Very Bad Day

Monday

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Thoughts-hi

Izuku's POV

     I wake up to a door slamming. I'm extremely confused because my mom usually just makes breakfast and goes back to sleep when I leave for school. After waiting a couple minutes to get out of my morning funk I check the time. It's 11:22 ok so, wai- "OMG ITS 11:22". Why the hell didn't my alarm ring I'm gonna be sooo late.
        I bolt out of bed and jump into the shower. As I'm showering the water gets colder and colder and col-" Holy hell this is FREEZING". I scurry out of the shower and get a towel. Did we forget to pay the water heater bill or something why is it so godamn cold. I shrug of that thought and begin to put on my school uniform. I look in the mirror and the shirt has a STAIN. What the heck do I have NO clean uniform shirts. Ughh hopefully no one notices under the blazer. Ok next I gotta do my hair. I reach the bathroom and Bam. "Ugh what the frick. Why is everything so out of order today". Are u kidding me,  I ran out of cream for my hair. You know what, screw it. I'll just brush whatever I can out of this curly green mop. I run out of the bathroom and head downstairs. As I look for something to eat I see a note on the fridge, "Dear Zuzu, I have to go on a work trip for the next couple of days. I left some money on the counter for dinner and leftovers in the fridge. I'm sorry I didn't have time to prepare breakfast for you today. Have fun at school and DO NOT BREAK YOUR BONES. Love Inko". Guess I'll have to wait until lunch to eat.
      I grab my bag and umbrella since the sky is cloudy then dash out the door. I check the time and great I took an extra 30 minutes now it's 11:52. I start jogging to school because I doubt that if I took a train I would make it by lunch time. As I'm walking I look up and see the sky got darker. "Man I hope it doesn't rain" *flashh, Boom* *rain starts pouring*. Did it really just start raining after I said that. I take out my umbrella, but the stupid button isn't working. "OMG PRESS YOU STUPID BUTTON I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT TODAY". Great a random civilian is staring at me like I'm insane. Whatever I'm late as hell and could care less what people think of me right now.
      I FINALLY reach the godamn school and I'm soaking . I check my watch and it's now 12:37. "Fuuuuckkk", everyone stops and stares at me. I give a slight wave and zoom to class. I slam open the door slightly panting and see Aizawa Sensei glaring at me. Oh crap.

Aizawa POV

    Weird the problem child is almost never late.  I continue teaching class and answering questions. I look outside and see rain starting to pour. It's nearing the end of class and the problem child still isn't here. Is something wro-
*SLAM*. Ohoho he is very late.

Izuku POV

    " ahh Aiza-zawa sensei  I-m I'm very sor-ry for being late". Oh god he isn't answering, he's just staring me down. " Go sit down Midoriya, this will go in your record", he says . As I walk to my seat I see Bakugou looking smug. What's with his face, what's he so proud for. I see that we only have a couple of minutes before the bell rings for lunch so I zone out.
       "Eku, Deku, DEKUU". I snap out of my daydreaming and see Uraraka shaking and screaming at me like a mad woman with Iida by her side. "A-h s-sorry I didn't hear y-you", i say. "Are you okay Deku", she says. "Y-yeah I'm fine", I respond. "Why were you late?", she asks. "It isn't very heroic to be late to class Midoriya", Iida says. Ugh can they mind their own business and shut the fuck up. Wait fuck.... yeah fuck. " sorry everything was kinda messy this morning it won't happen again", I say. They give me concerned looks but let it go.
     We leave class and start walking to the cafeteria. Bro I haven't eaten anything today. My stomach is angry at Me. We reach lunch and I see they have katsudon. Ahh my favorite.   I try to order it but lunch rush says, "Ah sorry we just ran out of katsudon. We have sandwiches leftover though". I reluctantly take the sandwich that looks like it's been through hell. I walk over to a table with Iida and Uraraka and sit.
       I unwrap the sandwich and bite. I feel something weird and pull out, "is that a fucking hair", I accidentally say out loud. The table goes silent. "I advise you to not use such improper language", says Iida. "Did you just curse Deku?", Uraraka asks.  "A-Ah it just slipped my mouth, sorry", I say. They nod and continue eating. God so annoying. 
         Uraraka and Iida get up and walk away to throw away their food leftovers. As I'm sitting I accidentally make eye contact with Monoma and he starts walking over.  Oh fuck I don't have the patience to deal with his bullshit today. "Well, well if it isn't the cinnamon roll of class 1-A. Hah you are such a goody two- shoes, could you even be a hero when it really comes down to it", he says. Omg can this bitch shut up. My patience is thinning but I don't show it.. yet. I put on my nicest face and say "you shouldn't judge who can be a hero and who can't". He looks slightly shocked but chuckles it off and responds with, "I wasn't judging I was staring a fact. I know I'm better than you and class 1-A when it comes to being heroes. You all are too pussy to be good heroes". Hah oh he fucked up. I smile sinisterly and say, "you shouldn't insult me and my friends. Just quiet down and go away", I say lowly.  "Hmm what did you say little mouse. I can't hear you speak louder", he says.  I grab him by his collar and put my mouth next to his ear. "I said you should shut your mouth before I permanently stitch it closed", I snicker. He gasps and nods. Once I let him go I see everyone in the lunchroom staring at us shocked. After that I exit the cafeteria chuckling and head back to class.

~timeskip~

Izuku's POV

     We still have 20 minutes of class left when Aizawa sensei says, "thats all for today. You have an extra 20 minutes before you can go home. Do whatever, but DO NOT WAKE ME UP". I pack up my things and just chill with Iida and Uraraka until Kacchan says, "Hey Deku what's up with you today". "Nothing",I respond. "You've been all moody and gloomy today. I figured you were on your period or something nerd", he snickers. I chuckle, "kacchan", I say. "Tch yeah nerd", he responds. "Kindly shut the fuck up", I deadpan.

No ones POV

Silence. Some gasps are heard but it there is no speaking only silence throughout the entire classroom. Until-
"DID THE CINNAMON ROLL JUST CURSE"
"MIDORIYA THAT IS VERY UNMANLY"
"I ADVISE YOU NOT TO USE SUCH LANGUAGE"
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY SHITTY NERD, ILL KILL YOU"
Gosh they are so annoying. "ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP", I scream. I look back at them with their agape mouths and smirk. The bell rings and I bolt out of the class and make my way home. Maybe I should curse and act like that more often. Might help make them less annoying at times.

Students POV's

Omg did Midoriya/ Deku/ the Nerd curse.  What was with his today. Next time I'll just keep to myself and leave him alone.

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The end
Sorry it's so short but this is it. I hope you liked it. If there are any grammar mistakes please let me know in the comments. If you wish to give me constructive criticism in the comments that's ok to. Anyway, Bye bitches 😘✌️