KATHNIEL SYNDROME

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KATHNIEL SYNDROME

Definition: Excessive preoccupation of Kathryn Bernardo and Daniel Padilla's romantic relationship - ON and OFF Cam.

Signs and Symptoms:

1. Dyspnea - [Labored Breathing] due to excessive kiligness.

2.Euphoria - excessive happiness

3. Fever - because they are undeniably HOT

4. Increase Blood Pressure due to the presence of HATERS

5. Insomnia

6. HyperKathrynism

7. HyperDanielism

8. HyperWattpadism

9. HyperTwitterism

10. POVERTY due to:

1. Watching Kathniel's movie again and again and again.

2. Buying Daniel's Album

...and more to come.

High Risk of the following:

1. High Risk of Heart Disease due to Excessive feeling of happiness

2. High Risk of Injury due to excessive chasing

3. High Risk of Depression due to Princess and I episodes.

COMPLICATION:

+ CRAZINESS

+ High Possibility of becoming a killer related to Depression secondary to Princess and I.

Management:

1. Oxygino - 1-2 Liter/hour

2. Increase dose of Kathniels

3. Taking supplimentation such as 1dose of Kathryn and 1dose of Daniel.

4. Watch Princess and I as tolerate.

ALERT!!!: If you can't tolerate, STOP.

5. Keep yourself safe when chasing them to prevent injury.

6. If depression persist, look for someone who has the same feeling

7. Be reminded that Kath and Daniel are both good person. This is to halt the possibility of becoming a killer. They doesn't want us to hurt others.

8. Save money for their upcoming movies.

ALERT!!!: Triple your thriftiness, because you won't watch it once but more than twice.

9. Keep a positive outlook in life, because Kathniel does.

ⓜagentofsmile™ : positive of having Kathniel's Syndrome.

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