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It was another day of school, and another day to try and assassinate Koro-sensei. But for now, they must train knife technics to sharpen their skills. Of course this is P.E. But this isn't you ordinary Physical Education subject, no, this was different. Instead of the octopus teaching them, it was their new teacher, Karasuma Tadaomi. The class was at the field, right at the back of the school where they are training to sharpen their knife skills. As they wore their P.E. uniform for this training.

"ichi"

"ni!" 

"san"

"shi"

They chanted, thrusting forward the anti-sensei knives.

"go!"

"roku!"

"The sound of exercise echoing across the field on a sunny afternoon:" Koro-sensei said, while holding a yellow flower, watching the students.

"nana!"

"hachi!"

"How peaceful!" He said as he stood in front of the children, twirling the flower. "If the students didn't have prey in their sight, that is." He sighed.

"Wield you knives properly from all eight directions, now" Karasuma instructed them. As the students continue the routine. "From now on, I'm in charge of phys ed." 

"That makes me a little lonely." The moon blowing octopus sadly said. 

"Didn't I tell you make yourself scarce during this period?" Karasuma scolded, not taking his eyes off the students. "Go play in the sandbox." He pointed using his thumb at the sandbox behind him. 

"You're so mean, Karasuma-sensei." He cried to him, tears flowing, while he played in the sandbox. "Why, my students happened to like my gym class!" 

The students stopped, hearing their teacher's assumption. 

"Liar." Sugaya said. "Koro-sensei's physical abilities are just too different." 

"Remember that one time?" Sugino brought up.

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"Now let's try jumping side-to-side. I'll show you how it's done." He then moved side-to-side using his Mach 20, as if it will help them show the routine. 

"As if!" They shouted, eyes popping out their sockets.

"Once you're used to it, toss some cat-cradle's into the mix." 

"Damn, he's good!"

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"He's just too far fast." Nakamura stated with a nervous smile.

"I'd like a human teacher for gym, thanks." Sugino's words made Koro-sensei gawked at him, as he cried building himself a rock tower, in the sandbox.

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