I prepared to go out on stage, in front of millions of people. Donald was mouthing out encouraging words from his seat next to Melania. God how I hated her. Donald Trump is mine. MINE. We've been keeping our relationship on the low for a while, cuz apparently he isn't into that stuff, but that's not what he says when he screaming my name 😉 n e wayz... I've been wanting to go public for a while now, but he refuses. I honestly don't understand what he means, because he's always like "I'm not homophobic, I love gay people" and then tells me what we're doing is disgusting. But don't worry Don, I'll keep you my dirty little secret. I walked out and immediately noticed Kamala glaring at me, I'll show her and old man Joe. I start to get nervous 😟 and my favorite 🤩 person Trumpy Trump starts to calm me down. He mouthes "it's okay Mikey Wikey, I'm here 4 u" and I immediately gain my strength back. Ms Harris, ur going down ⬇️😼.
::Time skip brought to you by everyone who wears masks✨❤️::
So ummmmm yeah remember when I said she was going down? Yeah she absolutely crushed me. BUT. but but but buttttttt, I have a reason, while Donny may have thought it was about him, I was focusing on admiring something, or better yet, someone. Well not really, but you get the gist. He was lying on my crusty, gelled to the side hair. Speaking of my hair, did you notice? Since today was the Vice Presidential debate, I decided to rebel a bit, since Donald told me we were not a thing. I'll show him who's boss. Well in technical terms he is cuz the president or whatevaaaa 🤪 but I need him to know I'm serious, or at least I used to. A new man has entered my life and changed me for good. I-I... I think I'm in love with him...
A/N OKAY IM DONE WRITING THE FIRST CHAPTER TIME TO DISAPPEAR FOR A MONTH
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