Shrek × Trump smut

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•Shrek POV•

I'm walking through the woods a mile away from my swamp when I hear crying.

I look around and there is the hottest, orangest little cutie crying.

I walk over to him "Gurl. You okay?" He looks up at me. "My vice president said I couldn't build a wall"

"Gurl- BUILD THAT WALL!!!!!" I smile as he stands up. Damn. He brushes the dust off his navy skirt. "Your right".

He smiles then I wink "you should come back to my swamp"

Donald blushes "I- um- okay" I look down at him "you fool, the correct answer is Yes Daddy" I roll my eyes

He smiles "Yes Daddy" I smile back my tree trunk grows like pinocchio's nose
"Or...we could do it here?"

I pin him against the wall "time to suck my zucchini ;)"