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"Breaking news: With President Trump's new invention to remain present in the 2020 elections, he states, 'We wont have to fear war. They'd fight for us and take the places of the soldiers in battle.' Is this all a trick to gain votes, or could it really be true that food will take over the places of soldiers in war? Find out more after the break."
"It's a joke." I mumble. "You can't possibly make food fight..." I glanced at the dash. "Right?"
After I arrived at work, people ran up to me shouting, "Trump's invention could kill us! Think about it, food taking over places of soldiers. They could turn on us!"
I sighed, "hell, could you be any louder?" I took a deep breath to calm myself before continuing. "Food won't take over. It's probably just a trick to get votes from the people."
An employee butted in, "But you don't know that for sure."
"You're right I don't, but it's good to have some common sense. I mean, believing that is like believing Ronald McDonald won't kidnap you if you don't order a Happy Meal. If his 'invention' does turn on us, let's hope it gets him first so we won't have to worry about having an idiot in office."
"Right." The employee responded, then walked away. I sighed, remembering I worked with idiots who didn't understand common sense.
After work, I realised everyone was huddled around the TV in the big room.
"Everyone stay indoors until the scene is cleared and the premises of the White House is searched." A reporter said, looking behind her as if someone was watching her every move.
"What 'scene'?" I asked, breaking the silence in the room after the news ended. "I was right!" Someone shouted. "Food is taking over and you said it wouldn't!"
"How do you know it's taking over?" I asked.
"The reporter said two guards were found dead at the White House and where are the experiments taking place? You guessed it... The White House!"
"Woah woah woah," the boss yelled, flaring his hands in the air to gain attention. "Don't make such a guess. Trump has been doing some... activities that could cause this."
"Plus," I butted in, "Are you trying to fill people's heads with false information?"
"It's all true though!" A man in the back said.
"Alright well I'm heading home-"
"You can't! The reporter said to stay indoors."
I took a deep breath so I didn't yell. "I'm going..." Then I walked out of the room.
I put my keys in the ignition and began to talk to myself. "Food can't kill people. Not unless you are stupid and decide to try and work on that..." I paused for a second then began to drive. "Our president is being pretty stupid in my opinion.. Does that- No, don't be stupid Leiya!" I drove out of the parking lot, shaking my head every now and then about how stupid I was to have such a thought.
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As I drove home, I noticed that there weren't as many cars in the road. I wondered, "Did people actually believe the reporter?"
When I was almost home, I saw that cars were pulled to the side of the road and people were crowding the entrance to the bridge.
I got out of my car and went over to the crowd in confusion.
"What's the matter-" I stopped dead in my tracks as I saw a dead body laying by the bridge.
Around thirty seconds later, the sound of sirens overpowered the sound of screams from the people.
