Jean x Titan: One day jean was fighting a titan and seen a beautiful titan and got so memorized... he looked at her and screamed yes mami~~~ and then jean looked at the titan and pulled her against the wall (idk how he did that let's just pretend and yeah...) he screams into the titans ear and says I'll make u feel good..he grabs his sword and cuts the titans Vigina and inserts his banana...(ok ok a titan and human is possible just the banana is to short who gives a fuck tho jeans banana is 123583m long so...) and then after human and titan seggs the titans eats Eren and moved on and then gets killed by Levi for eating a survey corps and they both lived happily ever after the end...‼️‼️-Sashasnoodles‼️‼️free to upload on wattpad‼️‼️
Hange x Survey corps: ....When hange was fighting the long ass dildo looking ass titans she got killed and then a Survey corps goes looking for her...the Survey corps has a huge crush on her...then the Survey corps found her ashes underneath a big foot print.. the survey corps grabbed Hanji's ashes and stocked it right up there a$$ and then they had dead seggs and then they lived happily ever after while hangi's ghost is watching a Survey corps have sex with her ashes the end‼️‼️-Sasha's noodles‼️‼️
Hange x Survey corps 2 : while the survey corps sticks up hangi's ashes Ur there a$$ Levi comes to check on the survey corps and sees them having sex with Hanji's ashes and comes closer and sees a better view...he is surprised and says "can I join..?" And continues to make out with hanji's ashes and then u all have threesome and pack up your things and get on to the ship and never talk about it again the end....‼️‼️-Sashasnoodles‼️‼️ Hange x Survey corps: ....When hange was fighting the long ass dildo looking ass titans she got killed and then a Survey corps goes looking for her...the Survey corps has a huge crush on her...then the Survey corps found her ashes underneath a big foot print.. the survey corps grabbed Hanji's ashes and stocked it right up there a$$ and then they had dead seggs and then they lived happily ever after while hangi's ghost is watching a Survey corps have sex with her ashes the end‼️‼️-Sasha's noodles‼️‼️
Titan x Eren : one day you got turned into a titan and u had to make ur way to wall Maria you walked for years and months and finally got to wall Maria the big ass titan breached the wall and you entered you ate 5 humans until u seen another 17m tall ass titan he looked at u and ur glory he stared at u up and down and then u blush and u lay down and he gets on top of you and then mikasa looks at you and Eren and gets mad then You have titan seggs with Eren and mikasa is crying to jean but jean isn't paying attention and then after you finish titan seggs Eren stomps on you and kills you and u lived happily ever after...the end‼️‼️
