DRACO'S POV:
"Homie no one knows who you are so get lost before I send you to the ranch" Dr Phil yelled at me before getting in his awesome custom noah neck lambo with Trisha.
I walked down the street and realized where I was, I was not far from Shreks house! I got into an uber and to my surprise the driver was the man, the myth, the legend James Cordon!
"Oh my gosh James I'm a big fan!"
"Hey! Always fun to meet a fan, where you going tonight?"
"If you could just bring me to the edge of the city that would be great."
"Sounds good man"
A few minutes later James suddenly pulled over, stopped the car, and turned around.
I was confused when the car door opened from the outside and then the man, the myth, the legend, trump got in the car!! 😹😹😹 jk we don't like him.
I bounced OUT of there cause like peace out 🤠 It was only a mile walk now to the swamp so I just decided to walk.
When I got to the house I found Fiona crying outside.
"What's wrong Fiona?" I asked cautiously because I knew she didn't really like me cause I was so swag 😺
"Don't talk to me, how could you do this to me"
"What?"
"You made Shrek CHEAT on me"
I ran to find Shrek. What was going on.
I walked into his house to find Shrek cooking dinner and the room was covered in candles and flower petals
"Finally you're here... sit down love" Shrek said to me 😳
YOU ARE READING
fan behavior
Humordr phil x trisha pasta x shrek x draco malfoy enimiès to lovers 😐🔪😁😩‼️ i wrote this when i was at my lowest and as u can tell i was super f cking mentally ill like 🥰🥰🥰 ok bye i am sorry
