Being the wife of the house, Barbossa always made her husband healthy Kale smoothies, he never complained (much).
“Ricardo your smoothie is ready!” Barbossa screeched
As she screeched this fact that his smoothie was done, Richardo teleported in front of her and turned around. Ricardo was wearing a red bandana with white dots and an american flag swimsuit
“You go that something that I need so give it to me Barbossa” with each word Ricardo spoke he continued to dance
With a gulp so large he drained the 32.7 gallon cup, he then teleported into the living room and flipped on the T.V. to Cartoon Network and on the TV a man said “Dear Liberals, Please come to my Birthday party, my mom made pizza rolls and I have Call of Duty on my Playstation”
As Ricardo stood up from the couch, he only muttered one word over and over “Pizza Rolls” and naruto ran to the birthday party at mach 7.
Barbossa muttered something under her breath about politics and a child needing to be taken care of, she walked down the 69,419 flights of KFC incrusted stairs in her KFC crocs.
When she reached the bottom floor that was completely carpeted, this was the bathroom and yes even the shower was carpeted. Laying in the sink was a green child, she punched it in the face and it emitted a earth-splintering screech
She carried the child back up the 69,419 flights of KFC incrusted stairs, as she walked up, the family dog Mr. Dankski heard the wet, moist crunch of the fried skin being stepped on
As she reached the top floor the Blender was already on the counter still because she didnt clean it after Ricardo's Kale smoothie, she gently put the baby into his special napping area and turned on the blender. Which proceeded to grind the contents into a green slush.
Ricardo materializes in front of her and grabbed the drink and chugged it like a freshly 21 year old frat boy would chug a beer at a party
