Leafpool: StarClan gather I have an important announcement and I brought a very very important cat blah blah blah blah...
StarClan: O.o
Leafpool: *smiles mischievously* so....*rreeeeeeeaaaaaaaalllllllllyyyyyyyyyy llllllllooooooooooonnnnnnnnnggggggggg drumroll and pause*
Leafpool: *DUN DUN DUN!!!* the guest is Cloudtail!
Cloudtail: Hi deady cats
StarClan: Ò.ó
Cloudtail: *doesn't notice* Leafpool why did you bring me to here this is just thistle-fluff nursery tales this is a vivid dream there is no such thing as dead cats in dreams blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
*Four hours later of Cloudtail saying stuff about StarClan*
Cloudtail: So my lecture has finished, BAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *flies away with poptart and rainbow (basically the Nyan cat but not Bluestar this time)*
Snowkit and Mosskit: Wow it's the Nyan Cat! :O
Bluestar and Speckletail: Shush!
StarClan: how dare you...*clench fists*
Leafpool: Uh oh... * starts to back away and run*
StarClan: *Can't keep up cuz they keep on tripping others*
Leafpool: *100 fox-lengths away from StarClan* phew that was close
Bluestar: RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
StarClan: fine.... *eyes red and breathing fire* we will get you next time Leafpool *faints because they are very tired and used up all that energy and most of them were trampled*
Leafpool: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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